THE COOLEST THING ON THE INTERNET TODAY 6-18-2015

This is a video of David Achter de Molen, the lead singer of Dutch punk band John Coffey (named after the Green Mile character) managing to catch a cup of beer throw at him from a mile away, while crowdwalking. He then proceeds to chug what’s left in the cup (do you even throw a cup without spilling all the beer?!) and toss it aside before continuing to be the biggest badass you will see all week. I just bought all the band’s albums and wrote asking if they need any roadies who are willing to work for free, and I haven’t even heard a single one of their songs yet.