{"id":974081,"date":"2019-12-16T16:49:41","date_gmt":"2019-12-16T23:49:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/?p=928006"},"modified":"2019-12-16T16:49:41","modified_gmt":"2019-12-16T23:49:41","slug":"much-to-his-dismay-jason-derulos-penis-in-cats-is-smaller-than-he-would-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kfmu\/music-news\/much-to-his-dismay-jason-derulos-penis-in-cats-is-smaller-than-he-would-like\/","title":{"rendered":"Much to His Dismay, Jason Derulo\u2019s Penis in \u2018Cats\u2019 Is Smaller Than He Would Like"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Sushi was a girl. The white and caramel Aegean kitten staring at me looked cute enough to be my new daughter. Sushi\u2019s previous owner referred to her as a girl. Thus I asked no questions. Weeks later, my college girlfriend called my phone terrified. \u201cHe has a penis,\u201d she yelled in disgust. The pink reality staring back at us rocked our household. It turns out Sushi was a \u201che\u201d and also that cat cocks are terrifying.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s what makes Jason Derulo<\/a>\u2019s recent comments regarding his cat penis (or lack thereof) relatable. During an interview on Sirius XM\u2019s Andy Cohen Live<\/em>, Derulo lamented that his Instagram famous bulge was no longer present in the movie version of Cats<\/em><\/a>. \u201cThey CGI-ed the dick out,\u201d Derulo said. \u201cYeah, they did CGI. I noticed that.\u201d<\/p>\n

When asked by Cohen if Derulo thinks his regular bulge was airbrushed out of the movie, the singer responded with an emphatic \u201c125 percent. I can see it in the trailer, for sure.\u201d Derulo is playing Rum Tum Tugger \u2014 at this time, it\u2019s unclear if T.S. Eliot meant any sexual innuendos when conceiving this character \u2014 in the 2019 CGI-adaptation of the infamous blockbuster Broadway musical.<\/p>\n

Last month, Derulo was embroiled in a penis print controversy after posting a risque photo of his obscured long dong to Instagram before it was removed by the photo-sharing platform. \u201cFuk u mean? I have underwear on,\u201d Derulo wrote in response<\/a> to the takedown. \u201cI can\u2019t help my size.\u201d It is likely that Derulo not being able to help his size is the reasoning behind the penis removal.<\/p>\n

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Rolling Stone<\/em> will keep you updated with any news regarding the reinstatement of Derulo\u2019s human penis onto his CGI-cat body.<\/p>\n