{"id":264636,"date":"2019-01-03T13:12:20","date_gmt":"2019-01-03T20:12:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/b1001332"},"modified":"2019-01-03T13:12:20","modified_gmt":"2019-01-03T20:12:20","slug":"these-fake-coachella-lineups-might-be-better-than-the-real-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/music-news\/these-fake-coachella-lineups-might-be-better-than-the-real-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"These Fake Coachella Lineups Might Be Better Than the Real Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Not a fan of the 2019\u00a0Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival lineup<\/a>? Check out these fake, but fun alternatives..<\/p>\n

The official lineup was announced\u00a0on Wednesday night\u00a0and features the likes of\u00a0Childish Gambino<\/strong>,\u00a0Tame Impala<\/strong>,Ariana Grande<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0and Idris Elba<\/a><\/strong>, who many fans were shocked to discover is a longtime DJ.<\/p>\n

Twitter had other ideas.<\/p>\n

One person proposed a lineup that would have\u00a0been the most popular around\u00a02007 and appeal solely to pop music fans, with\u00a0acts such as\u00a0Miley Cyrus<\/a><\/strong>, her\u00a0former Disney Channel alter-ego\u00a0Hannah Montana<\/a><\/strong>,\u00a0the\u00a0Jonas Brothers<\/a><\/strong>,\u00a0Hilary Duff<\/a><\/strong>,\u00a0Lindsay Lohan<\/a><\/strong>(remember “Rumors”?)\u00a0Raven-Symon\u00e9<\/a><\/strong>, the cast of\u00a0High School Musical<\/em>,\u00a0Aly & AJ<\/strong> and\u00a0Baha Men<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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Another person floated the idea of “Gaychella.”\u00a0That lineup features the Spice Girls<\/a><\/strong>, Britney Spears<\/a><\/strong>, “Drunk Jessica Simpson<\/a><\/strong>,” Kylie Minogue<\/a><\/strong>, All Saints<\/strong>, Cher<\/a><\/strong>, Robyn<\/strong>, Lil’ Kim<\/a><\/strong>, “the kids from<\/strong> Bird Box<\/em><\/a>,” “Cardi B<\/a><\/strong>‘s Lump,” “Madonna<\/a><\/strong>‘s Butt<\/a>,” and “Who’s Rita Ora<\/a><\/strong>?”<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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The Coachella lineup is what dreams are made of ? pic.twitter.com\/R2TwTmyFRC<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Lizzie McGuire (@ImLizzieM) January 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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Oh, and…”Kim Kardashian<\/a><\/strong> Singing ‘Jam (Turn It Up).’<\/a>” Yes, that was a thing.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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this years lineup is incredible ?@coachella<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/3DawEUCR5r<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Daniel Preda (@MisterPreda) January 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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Bird Box<\/em> got another shout-out in another parody lineup, featuring\u00a0“<\/strong>Sandra Bullock<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0in a Blindfold” as well as “the Bird From Bird Box,” plus the “Cast of Ocean’s 8,” “the Olsen Twins Smoking Cigarettes,” Cate Blanchett<\/a><\/strong>, “Cate Blanchett as Carol,” “And as Hela,” “And as Jasmine,” and in addition, “Taylor Swift<\/a><\/strong> & Karlie Kloss<\/a><\/strong> Shippers,” “Men Apologizing” and “White Women Calling the Police.”<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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“Can’t stop laughing,”\u00a0wrote<\/a> Busy Philipps<\/a><\/strong>. “Also. I’m going.”<\/p>\n

Author and podcaster Danny Pellegrino<\/strong> shared an old fake Coachella lineup, which includes “the First Wives Club<\/em> cast,” Joy Behar<\/a><\/strong>, actresses from Desperate Housewives<\/em>, CNN’s Ana Navarro<\/strong>, “Chessie From The Parent Trap<\/em>,” “Nick Lachey<\/a><\/strong> and Jessica [Simpson] Together,” “2008 Kim Cattrall<\/a><\/strong>” and the rest of the main cast of Sex and the City<\/em> and the cast of Divas Live<\/em>\u00a0from 1998 and 1999.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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There was also a tribute to the Real Housewives<\/em>.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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Last years #Coachella<\/a> lineup was way better. pic.twitter.com\/6vgEnKycK2<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Housewives Fanatic (@hwivesfanatic) January 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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The real 2019 Coachella\u00a0festival now spans two separate weekends: April 12-14 and April 19-21.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

via:: E! Online<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Theo Wargo\/Getty Images for iHeart Not a fan of the 2019\u00a0Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival lineup? Check out these fake, but fun alternatives.. The official lineup was announced\u00a0on Wednesday night\u00a0and features the likes of\u00a0Childish Gambino,\u00a0Tame Impala,Ariana Grande\u00a0and Idris Elba, who many fans were shocked to discover is a longtime DJ. Twitter had other ideas. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-264636","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-music-news"},"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-06-13 14:16:10","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KIDN - The Lift FM","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=264636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=264636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=264636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=264636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}