{"id":265190,"date":"2019-01-10T19:30:00","date_gmt":"2019-01-11T02:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/b1004086"},"modified":"2019-01-10T19:30:00","modified_gmt":"2019-01-11T02:30:00","slug":"brooklyn-nine-nine-is-back-and-tropical-novelty-t-shirts-are-all-we-can-think-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/music-news\/brooklyn-nine-nine-is-back-and-tropical-novelty-t-shirts-are-all-we-can-think-about\/","title":{"rendered":"Brooklyn Nine-Nine Is Back and Tropical Novelty T-Shirts Are All We Can Think About"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0is back and everyone is great and hilarious and wonderful and all, but we gotta talk about those Holt t-shirts.\u00a0<\/p>\n

After learning that he had not gotten the police commissioner job, Captain Holt (Andre Braugher<\/strong>) fell into a deep depression that found him running off to a tropical resort to drown his sorrows. Unfortunately, it was the same resort Jake (Andy Samberg<\/a><\/strong>) and Amy (Melissa Fumero<\/strong>) had chosen for their honeymoon, and fortunately, Holt ran off so quickly that he didn’t even pack any clothes, leaving him to build a whole new wardrobe from what was available at the gift shop.\u00a0<\/p>\n

That meant that for the whole episode, Captain Holt was outfitted in board shorts and shirts that said things like “What’s up, beaches?” (Instead of bitches, for humor reasons.)\u00a0<\/p>\n

As everyone knows, Captain Holt hates humor, but as he says, he’s a joke now, so it suits him. And it also suits us, who just spent the whole premiere giggling.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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One shirt was just muscles, another said “DTF: Down to Fiesta,” and another lime green beauty read, “1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, FLOOR!!!” Three exclamation marks included!!!<\/p>\n

But the biggest gem of them all, the cream of the crop of novelty T-shirts, was also the last one. It was bright yellow, and it featured a pineapple wearing a hot pink thong. And underneath the pineapple, in hot pink letters, it simply read, “SLUT.”\u00a0<\/p>\n

While Jake was confused about the shirt’s meaning, Holt explained.\u00a0<\/p>\n

“Clearly the pineapple…is the slut.”\u00a0<\/p>\n

While, as Jake said, the shirt is both very aggressive and confusing, we need one immediately.\u00a0<\/p>\n

“Yeah, they were good shirts,” Andre Braugher<\/strong> agreed during a press day for the new season.<\/p>\n

“That’s our new indie band,” Stephanie Beatriz<\/strong>\u00a0joked of the Pineapple Sluts. “Andre plays keyboard, I play ukulele and we play shows around town. Can you imagine?” (Yes.)\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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Needless to say, depressed, ready-to-quit Holt wearing an inappropriate shirt was a side of the captain we’ve never seen before, and Braugher had a lot of fun with the episode.\u00a0<\/p>\n

“It was a lot of fun exploring the depressive part of Holt because..he’s a little bit upset, you know what I mean? He’s depressed for a reason and it sort of cascades as a matter of fact. But you know, people you love, they’re depressed over the course of the time that you love them, so you get a chance to use all those things that you know about them when they’re depressed and nothing seems right, and it all seems hopeless. And I get a chance to spotlight those role models among all of the depressive people that I’ve ever loved, and so I thought it was great.”\u00a0<\/p>\n

Expect the Pineapple Sluts to\u00a0be playing at a venue near you any day now.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine<\/em> airs Thursdays at 9 p.m. on NBC.\u00a0<\/p>\n

(E! and NBC are both part of the NBC Universal family.)<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

via:: E! Online<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine\u00a0is back and everyone is great and hilarious and wonderful and all, but we gotta talk about those Holt t-shirts.\u00a0 After learning that he had not gotten the police commissioner job, Captain Holt (Andre Braugher) fell into a deep depression that found him running off to a tropical resort to drown his sorrows. Unfortunately, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-265190","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-music-news"},"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-06-14 09:51:29","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KIDN - The Lift FM","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=265190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=265190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=265190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=265190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}