{"id":271263,"date":"2019-04-14T11:36:13","date_gmt":"2019-04-14T17:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/b1032563"},"modified":"2019-04-14T11:36:13","modified_gmt":"2019-04-14T17:36:13","slug":"lori-loughlin-depicted-as-prison-inmate-in-snl-parody-of-college-admissions-scandal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/music-news\/lori-loughlin-depicted-as-prison-inmate-in-snl-parody-of-college-admissions-scandal\/","title":{"rendered":"Lori Loughlin Depicted as Prison Inmate in SNL Parody of College Admissions Scandal"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Lori Loughlin<\/a><\/strong> is the toughest inmate in prison…on Saturday Night Live<\/em>.<\/p>\n

The Fuller House<\/em> actress’ indictment in the college admissions scandal finally got the full SNL<\/em> treatment this weekend. In the Cold Open, Kate McKinnon<\/a><\/strong> played an incarcerated Loughlin inside a holding cell at a prison in Chino, California with fellow inmates played by fellow cast members, as well as guest actor Michael Keaton<\/a><\/strong>, who portrayed WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

“Son, I’m the craziest dude in here\u2014stabbed my neighbor to death, then ate his fingers so they couldn’t I.D. the body,” Kenan Thompson<\/strong>‘s character says.<\/p>\n

“Oh yeah? You think that’s insane? I paid 500 grand to get my daughter into USC,” McKinnon says. “I paid 500 grand to a women’s crew coach to say my daughter was good at rowing. I’m loco.”<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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“Hold up, you paid 500 grand for USC?” Thompson asks.<\/p>\n

“Oh yeah,” she replies. “And that’s not including the 300 grand I blew on tuition.”<\/p>\n

McKinnon says her daughter majored in Communications.<\/p>\n

“Yeah, and you know what her job is now?” she says. “She’s an influencer on Instagram.”<\/p>\n

When Thompson calls for the guards, she says she “owns” the guards because she helped their kids “get into a really competitive Pre-K,” a nod to a similar storyline involving her character Aunt Becky on her former series Full House<\/em>. Popular quotes from the show are peppered throughout the SNL<\/em> sketch.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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Lori and husband Mossimo Giannulli <\/strong>are among a few dozen parents indicted<\/a> in what federal authorities have dubbed a racketeering scheme to help rich Americans get their kids into elite universities. They accused of paying $500,000<\/a> to a fake charity to have their daughters Isabella Rose Giannulli<\/strong> and Olivia Jade Giannulli<\/strong>, an Instagram influencer, admitted to the University of Southern California (USC) as recruits to the crew team, even though they are not rowers. They were charged with conspiracy to commit fraud.<\/p>\n

Last week, Loughlin and her husband were given an additional charge of money laundering<\/a>. They have not filed pleas. Each charge carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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NBC; Jessica Rinaldi\/The Boston Globe via Getty Images<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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It is later revealed in the SNL<\/em> sketch that “Loughlin” had joined the Nation of Islam movement while in prison.<\/p>\n

“I bought my way in for 100 grand,” she says. “Just another 100 for them to stop calling me the ‘White Devil.'”<\/p>\n

“You think prison is hard?” she adds. “I have done 68 Hallmark movies. I’ve seen Hell, man.”<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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NBC; Jessica Rinaldi\/The Boston Globe via Getty Images<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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After she was charged, Lori was dropped from the Hallmark Channel<\/a>, which has aired projects starring the actress. In addition, beauty chain Sephora ended a partnership with her daughter Olivia Jade.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

via:: E! Online<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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