{"id":281986,"date":"2019-10-18T05:55:00","date_gmt":"2019-10-18T11:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/b1084104"},"modified":"2019-10-18T05:55:00","modified_gmt":"2019-10-18T11:55:00","slug":"lizzy-caplans-nsfw-story-about-her-husband-and-a-urinal-is-a-real-treat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/music-news\/lizzy-caplans-nsfw-story-about-her-husband-and-a-urinal-is-a-real-treat\/","title":{"rendered":"Lizzy Caplan’s NSFW Story About Her Husband and a Urinal Is a Real Treat"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Lizzy Caplan<\/a><\/strong> has a story that may very well make you pee your pants. <\/p>\n

During a Thursday night appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live<\/em>!<\/em>, the Mean Girls<\/em> alum<\/a> shared an unfortunate yet hilarious tale about her very English, very polite husband<\/a> Tom Riley<\/strong>, a urinal and an innocent bystander.<\/p>\n

“I like that he tends to get into, like, the most embarrassing, humiliating situations on Earth,” the actress explained to host Jimmy Kimmel<\/a><\/strong>. “And when they occur in England, because of the polite society, it’s, like, 10 times better.”<\/p>\n

Case in point: A recent date night we’re sure her husband would call a horror story. While at a theater in England, the actor ran off to the bathroom during intermission. Totally normal, right? Well…<\/p>\n

“He abruptly returns,” the 37-year-old recalled. “He sits down next to me and I look at him and he’s just looking straight ahead. And he’s pale, like, white as a ghost.”<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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“I could see in his face that what he was about to tell me was a gift,” she continued. “It would bring me endless joy forever. He said that he was at the urinal and he went to spit his gum into said urinal, which I had questions about. Do people do that? He said sometimes men do that.”<\/p>\n

Or, as Kimmel quipped back, “Men with impeccable manners do not do that.”<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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Point taken, back to Caplan. We’re almost at the climax!<\/p>\n

“So, he went to spit the gum, but it got caught,” she admitted. “He said, ‘It got caught on my lip and then it tumbled down. And then, I followed it with my eyes and then, almost as if it were in slow motion, I saw it bounce off the man standing next to me’s penis.'”<\/p>\n

Horrifying.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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“I was just like, ‘Yes!'” she raved. “It, like, washed over me. Like, ‘Oh my God. This is like a gift, like Christmas. Thank you.'”<\/p>\n

And of course, English men have a very English reaction to even the most awkward situations ever.<\/p>\n

“I was like, ‘Well, what did he do? Was he mad?” Caplan quipped. “In America, I would assume you’d get punched in the face or something.’ And he just said, ‘He apologized.'”<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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Don’t miss E! News<\/i> every weeknight at 7, only on E!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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