{"id":282345,"date":"2019-10-24T08:46:45","date_gmt":"2019-10-24T14:46:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/b1085884"},"modified":"2019-10-24T08:46:45","modified_gmt":"2019-10-24T14:46:45","slug":"ellie-kemper-has-a-hilarious-reason-for-insulting-her-newborn-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/music-news\/ellie-kemper-has-a-hilarious-reason-for-insulting-her-newborn-son\/","title":{"rendered":"Ellie Kemper Has a Hilarious Reason for Insulting Her Newborn Son"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/akns-images.eonline.com\/eol_images\/Entire_Site\/2019924\/rs_600x600-191024065655-600-Ellie-Kemper-Kimmel-10-24.jpg?fit=around|600:467&amp;crop=600:467;center,top&amp;output-quality=90\" class=\"ff-og-image-inserted\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"photo-txt-0\" data-hook=\"scrollable-block\" readability=\"47.99587628866\">\n<section data-textblock-tracking=\"text-block-photo-text\" readability=\"40.074226804124\">\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/ellie_kemper\">Ellie Kemper<\/a><\/strong> is figuring out how to be a mom of two\u2014and making some hilarious choices&nbsp;while she&#8217;s at it.<\/p>\n<p>The&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/941236\/unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt-s-ellie-kemper-and-jane-krakowski-have-a-pitch-for-the-perfect-series-finale\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt<\/em> star<\/a> revealed on Wednesday&#8217;s&nbsp;<em>Jimmy Kimmel Live!<\/em>&nbsp;that adjusting to life with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/1080103\/ellie-kemper-gives-birth-to-baby-no-2-and-shares-first-photo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">her new baby<\/a>, <strong>Matthew<\/strong>,&nbsp;1&nbsp;month, and her firstborn <strong>James<\/strong>, 3,&nbsp;has been quite the experience.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Everyone&nbsp;warned me, of course,&#8221; Kemper, 39, told host <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/jimmy_kimmel\">Jimmy Kimmel<\/a><\/strong> during his stint in Brooklyn.&nbsp;&#8220;Like, &#8216;You need to shower the older one with, like, attention and love. You don&#8217;t want them to feel left out.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her attempts to make her eldest feel seen are perhaps a bit too strong. &#8220;I am going overboard,&#8221; she joked. &#8220;I am, like, so worried about James feeling left out that I find myself, like, insulting the baby to, like, win James&#8217; approval. I&#8217;m like, &#8216;Matthew&#8217;s a baby. He&#8217;s dumb.&#8217; It&#8217;s so mean to the baby! The baby&#8217;s, like, seven weeks old, he&#8217;s like, &#8216;Ah!&#8217; I&#8217;m like, &#8216;You know, James, Matthew can&#8217;t do what you can do because he&#8217;s an idiot.&#8217; So mean!&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"text-2\" data-hook=\"scrollable-block\" readability=\"61.346062052506\">\n<section data-textblock-tracking=\"text-block-text-only\" data-swiftype-index=\"false\" readability=\"15.579952267303\">\n<p>But, in case&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/1046562\/ellie-kemper-is-pregnant-with-baby-no-2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">her newborn<\/a>&nbsp;see this when he grows up, she sent him a little message. &#8220;I love you, Matthew,&#8221; she told the cameras. &#8220;But you&#8217;re a little dumb.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Of course, she doesn&#8217;t actually think her baby is dumb. She&#8217;s just trying <em>really<\/em> hard to help James adjust.&nbsp;&#8220;James knows what I&#8217;m saying,&#8221; Kemper continued. &#8220;And I&#8217;m a people pleaser, so I&#8217;m like, &#8216;Matthew will never remember that I said this, but James will.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"text-4\" data-hook=\"scrollable-block\" readability=\"67\">\n<section data-textblock-tracking=\"text-block-text-only\" data-swiftype-index=\"false\" readability=\"24\">\n<p>When asked how she&#8217;s feeling after adding one more to the family, Kemper kept it real.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a complicated thing,&#8221; she admitted. &#8220;I mean, I will answer you honestly. It feels so strange. It&#8217;s like\u2014someone made this comparison to me. You have the love of your life, and then one day you just bring home someone like, &#8216;Oh, by the way, this other person will be joining us too.&#8217; It&#8217;s complicated.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In Kimmel&#8217;s eyes, it&#8217;s oddly&nbsp;similar&nbsp;to one of his favorite shows. As he joked,&nbsp;&#8220;It&#8217;s like&nbsp;<em>The Bachelor<\/em>, really, in a way.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>James and Matthew, will you accept this rose?<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"tune-in-5\" data-hook=\"scrollable-block\" readability=\"33\">\n<p class=\"tune-in__text\" data-swiftype-index=\"false\">Don&#8217;t miss <i>E! News<\/i> every weeknight at 7, only on E!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/1085884\/ellie-kemper-has-a-hilarious-reason-for-insulting-her-newborn-son?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-topstories&#038;utm_source=eonline&#038;utm_medium=rssfeeds&#038;utm_campaign=rss_topstories\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via:: E! Online<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ellie Kemper is figuring out how to be a mom of two\u2014and making some hilarious choices&nbsp;while she&#8217;s at it. The&nbsp;Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt star revealed on Wednesday&#8217;s&nbsp;Jimmy Kimmel Live!&nbsp;that adjusting to life with her new baby, Matthew,&nbsp;1&nbsp;month, and her firstborn James, 3,&nbsp;has been quite the experience. &#8220;Everyone&nbsp;warned me, of course,&#8221; Kemper, 39, told host Jimmy Kimmel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-282345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-music-news"],"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-10-15 20:16:15","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KIDN - The Lift FM","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=282345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=282345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=282345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=282345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}