{"id":287949,"date":"2020-02-09T18:25:22","date_gmt":"2020-02-10T01:25:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/b1121238"},"modified":"2020-02-09T18:25:22","modified_gmt":"2020-02-10T01:25:22","slug":"chris-rock-and-steve-martin-kick-off-the-oscars-with-a-hilarious-monologue-that-spared-no-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kidn\/music-news\/chris-rock-and-steve-martin-kick-off-the-oscars-with-a-hilarious-monologue-that-spared-no-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris Rock and Steve Martin Kick Off the Oscars With a Hilarious Monologue That Spared No One"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/akns-images.eonline.com\/eol_images\/Entire_Site\/202019\/rs_600x600-200209171537-600.4-steve-martin-chris-rock-2020-oscars.jpg?fit=around|600:467&amp;crop=600:467;center,top&amp;output-quality=90\" class=\"ff-og-image-inserted\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"video-int-txt-0\" data-hook=\"scrollable-block\" readability=\"41.853140916808\">\n<section data-textblock-tracking=\"text-block-video-text\" data-swiftype-index=\"false\" readability=\"30.276740237691\">\n<p>Nobody was safe from that opening monologue!<\/p>\n<p>After&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/janelle_monae\">Janelle Mon\u00e1e<\/a><\/strong>&#8216;s insanely fun opening medley at the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/2020_oscars\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">2020 Oscars<\/a>,&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/chris_rock\">Chris Rock<\/a><\/strong>and&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/steve_martin\">Steve Martin<\/a><\/strong> took to the stage to kick off the show and they skewered everything from the Iowa caucuses to the Oscars&#8217; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/1121203\/natalie-portman-s-tribute-to-all-the-snubbed-female-directors-on-her-2020-oscars-gown-is-a-must-see?query=natalie%20portman\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">lack of diversity<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The hilarious duo joked up top that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eonline.com\/photos\/30273\/oscars-2020-instagrams-twitpics?query=twitpics\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Twitter has ruined the ability<\/a> for anyone to truly host the show, but that didn&#8217;t stop them from making plenty of jokes.<\/p>\n<p>They referenced the 2017 Academy Awards&#8217; mix-up, when&nbsp;<em>La La Land<\/em> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/1119910\/prepare-to-gasp-over-the-biggest-oscars-shockers-ever?query=la%20la%20land%20moonlight\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">was accidentally named Best Picture<\/a> when it had truly gone to&nbsp;<em>Moonlight<\/em>, and jokingly promised that the Iowa caucus app (which didn&#8217;t work correctly) would make things run smoothly tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Both also ruminated on how there seemed to be something missing from the directing nominees tonight, before Rock exclaimed what was missing was, &#8220;Vaginas!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s not where they stopped when it came to lack of diversity, either.<\/p>\n<p>Rock made a joke that, &#8220;<strong>Cynthia [Erivo]<\/strong> did such a great job in&nbsp;<em>Harriet&nbsp;<\/em>hiding black people that the Academy got her to hide all the black nominees.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This was, of course, in reference to the fact that Erivo is the only black nominee for any acting category tonight.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"text-2\" data-hook=\"scrollable-block\" readability=\"59.5\">\n<section data-textblock-tracking=\"text-block-text-only\" data-swiftype-index=\"false\" readability=\"9\">\n<p>They also joked about&nbsp;<em>Ford v. Ferrari<\/em> (with Rock saying he&#8217;s owned both kinds of cars and it&#8217;s no competition of which one is better) before introducing&nbsp;<strong>Regina King<\/strong>, who went on to present the Best Supporting Actor award.<\/p>\n<p>While there isn&#8217;t a host tonight, Rock and Martin proved that we&#8217;re still in for a great show and that there will be no prisoners when it comes to who and what gets called out!<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"tune-in-3\" data-hook=\"scrollable-block\" readability=\"33\">\n<p class=\"tune-in__text\" data-swiftype-index=\"false\">Watch the 2020 Oscars telecast at 8 p.m. ET\/5 p.m. PT on ABC! And don&#8217;t miss the <i>E! After Party<\/i> special on E! at 11:15 p.m. ET\/8:15 p.m. PT for a recap of the 2020 Academy Awards.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/1121238\/chris-rock-and-steve-martin-kick-off-the-oscars-with-a-hilarious-monologue-that-spared-no-one?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-topstories&#038;utm_source=eonline&#038;utm_medium=rssfeeds&#038;utm_campaign=rss_topstories\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via:: E! Online<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nobody was safe from that opening monologue! After&nbsp;Janelle Mon\u00e1e&#8216;s insanely fun opening medley at the 2020 Oscars,&nbsp;Chris Rockand&nbsp;Steve Martin took to the stage to kick off the show and they skewered everything from the Iowa caucuses to the Oscars&#8217; lack of diversity. 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