{"id":1386576,"date":"2019-02-02T20:52:00","date_gmt":"2019-02-03T03:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.postindependent.com\/news\/spoiler-alert-or-not\/"},"modified":"2019-02-02T20:52:00","modified_gmt":"2019-02-03T03:52:00","slug":"spoiler-alert-or-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kkch\/local-news\/spoiler-alert-or-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Spoiler alert \u2014 or not?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"503\" height=\"620\" src=\"https:\/\/www.postindependent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/parker-gpi-020219-503x620.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium-large size-medium-large wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.postindependent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/parker-gpi-020219.jpg 503w, https:\/\/www.postindependent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/parker-gpi-020219-122x150.jpg 122w, https:\/\/www.postindependent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/parker-gpi-020219-264x325.jpg 264w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 503px) 100vw, 503px\" \/><\/figure>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText DropCap\">WASHINGTON \u2014 Billionaire coffee magnate Howard Schultz has two problems: Ross Perot and Ralph Nader.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Schultz, a lifelong Democrat, said on CBS&#8217; &#8220;60 Minutes&#8221; Sunday that he&#8217;s seriously considering running for president as a centrist independent in 2020. So am I, for that matter. With about, oh, 400 Democrats lining up to run, what&#8217;s one more?<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">But Schultz, unlike most of us, has billions of dollars \u2014 entire galaxies of dollars because: coffee. He also has already hired two big guns of previous presidential campaigns \u2014 Bill Burton and Steve Schmidt, of Barack Obama and John McCain fame, respectively.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">While the media (including this columnist) display a Pavlovian response to the scent of fresh meat, Democrats have been shrieking like cartoon girls when a rat scampers past. Recently, when Schultz was talking at a Manhattan Barnes &#038; Noble to promote his new book, a man in the audience shouted, &#8220;Don&#8217;t help elect Trump, you egotistical billionaire!&#8221; Whereupon the thought did briefly flicker: Could Schultz and Trump be in cahoots? No.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">The man did have a point, however \u2014 one shared by countless Democrats. Their fear that a third-party or independent candidate would merely siphon votes from their nominee is not without precedent. In 1992, when Perot led a PowerPoint rebellion running as an independent, he may have helped Bill Clinton defeat incumbent George H.W. Bush. Perot captured almost 19 percent of the popular vote (albeit no electoral votes).<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Even though exit polling indicated that Perot voters were evenly split on their second choice, it&#8217;s still conceivable that enough would have stuck with the familiar rather than gamble on an Arkansas governor whose slightly curled lip and hip-dipping swagger suggested he hadn&#8217;t yet fully shed his inner-Elvis (or his ain&#8217;t-nuthin&#8217;-but-a-hound-dog ways).<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Who knows? But isn&#8217;t it lovely to ponder what might not have been: Monica Lewinsky. The 750-word columnist is grateful when a single name suffices to summarize an era. An alternative history would have excluded so many familiar names, tropes and at least one Tripp that it&#8217;s hard to imagine life without: the two-fer presidency, Whitewater, Ken Starr, Bosnia, sniper fire, wag the dog, &#8220;Primary Colors&#8221; by Anonymous (Joe Klein), the blue dress and, yes, Linda Tripp.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Would the world have been better off? At least I could have avoided this conversation about oral sex with my then 8-year-old child: Why, yes, sweetie you may ask me anything. What?! Oh! That, huh? Ummm. Well, it&#8217;s when people talk about sex a lot.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Later, when Nader ran as a Green Party candidate in 2000, he may well have ensured the presidency of George W. Bush. In Florida, where the election ultimately was decided, Nader earned nearly 100,000 votes, a sufficient portion of which almost certainly would have otherwise gone to Al Gore. Bush won by just 537 votes.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">To the extent that newly elected presidents tend to represent the antithesis of the incumbent, the younger Bush was plainly Clinton&#8217;s opposite. And, needless to say, Obama was Bush&#8217;s. Then came Donald Trump, who emerged from central casting as the opposite not only of Obama but of all things decent, fair and true.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Who, pray, will be the non-Trump?<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">By all rights, it should be a woman of color to counter Trump&#8217;s grab-&#8217;em-by-the-[whatever] misogyny and his dog-whistling to Jim Crow. California Sen. Kamala Harris would be the obvious choice given those criteria. But as telegenic, experienced and charismatic as she is, Harris&#8217; pro-debt-free-college and Medicare-for-all positions would be hard sells in a general election.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Enter Schultz. He&#8217;s richer than Trump; as white as Trump; a man. You see the problem. But he does have antidotal qualities. He&#8217;s polite, smart, self-made, articulate, calm, rational \u2014 and a centrist like millions of voters. Given that the two major political parties have been rendered ridiculous by their bases \u2014 and 56 percent of Americans say they wouldn&#8217;t consider voting for Trump, according to a Washington Post poll released Tuesday \u2014 why not a third way? Besides, there&#8217;s no guarantee he&#8217;d attract only Democratic votes.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Schultz hasn&#8217;t declared his candidacy yet, but it would be a mistake to drive him away on the precedents of Perot and Nader, who, let&#8217;s face it, never had a chance and, thus, indeed, were spoilers. Schultz is also no Michael Bloomberg, the other billionaire independent who has flirted with the presidency. Consider: As New York City mayor, Bloomberg wanted to control soda consumption; Schultz, though no longer CEO of Starbucks, wanted to feed the world high-calorie scones and venti salted caramel mocha lattes \u2014 with two pumps of vanilla.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">It wouldn&#8217;t be the worst thing.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText Tagline\">Kathleen Parker&#8217;s email address is <a href=\"mailto:kathleenparker@washpost.com\">kathleenparker@washpost.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.postindependent.com\/opinion\/spoiler-alert-or-not\/\" target=\"_blank\">via:: Post Independent<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON \u2014 Billionaire coffee magnate Howard Schultz has two problems: Ross Perot and Ralph Nader. Schultz, a lifelong Democrat, said on CBS&#8217; &#8220;60 Minutes&#8221; Sunday that he&#8217;s seriously considering running for president as a centrist independent in 2020. So am I, for that matter. With about, oh, 400 Democrats lining up to run, what&#8217;s one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[112],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1386576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-local-news"],"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-10-02 12:37:23","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KKCH - The Lift FM","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kkch","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kkch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1386576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kkch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kkch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kkch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kkch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1386576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kkch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1386576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kkch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1386576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kkch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1386576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kkch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1386576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}