{"id":490524,"date":"2019-09-25T11:57:44","date_gmt":"2019-09-25T17:57:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/?p=890442"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:57:44","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T17:57:44","slug":"frankie-muniz-graciously-offers-to-be-lizzos-purse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kqzr\/music-news\/frankie-muniz-graciously-offers-to-be-lizzos-purse\/","title":{"rendered":"Frankie Muniz Graciously Offers to Be Lizzo\u2019s Purse"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/lizzo-frankie-munix.jpg\" class=\"ff-og-image-inserted\"><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frankiemuniz4\/?hl=en\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\">Frankie Muniz<\/a> woke up today. He may have hit the snooze button a couple of times before his significant other complained, then scrolled his Instagram, checked his email, and eventually traveled to Starbucks because the house was out of K Cups. All of this is conjecture, because we have no idea what prompted what came next. At 11:19 a.m. EST, Muniz decided that he would tweet. The tweet would be a little horny (?) and bold, and on his main Twitter account, which has over 300,000 followers. \u201cHey <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/t\/lizzo\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">lizzo<\/a>, lemme be your accessory,\u201d the post began. \u201cI can be a purse\u2026 put a chain around me and I\u2019ll hold your stuff for you\u2026just sayin.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s hard to discern what the goal of this was, or why Muniz would like to be a receptacle for Lizzo\u2019s knick-knacks and personal belongings. It begs the question: What even is a human purse? Does he want to hold physical items, as a non-sentient purse would, or is this a metaphorical request, and Muniz merely wishes to be an emotional purse for all of Lizzo\u2019s problems? I have (many) questions, but wish Muniz luck.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\" readability=\"7.9329608938547\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\" xml:lang=\"en\">Hey <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lizzo?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">@lizzo<\/a>, lemme be your accessory. I can be a purse\u2026 put a chain around me and I&#8217;ll hold your stuff for you\u2026 just sayin.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/t\/frankie-muniz\/\" id=\"auto-tag_frankie-muniz\" data-tag=\"frankie-muniz\">Frankie Muniz<\/a> (@frankiemuniz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/frankiemuniz\/status\/1176878930692673536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">September 25, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/music-news\/frankie-muniz-lizzo-purse-890442\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via:: Rolling Stone<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frankie Muniz woke up today. He may have hit the snooze button a couple of times before his significant other complained, then scrolled his Instagram, checked his email, and eventually traveled to Starbucks because the house was out of K Cups. All of this is conjecture, because we have no idea what prompted what came [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-490524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-music-news"],"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-08-21 14:52:01","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KQZR - The Reel","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kqzr","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kqzr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kqzr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kqzr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kqzr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kqzr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=490524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kqzr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kqzr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=490524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kqzr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=490524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kqzr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=490524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}