{"id":1311115,"date":"2019-06-06T22:52:00","date_gmt":"2019-06-07T04:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.postindependent.com\/durst-column-some-final-thoughts-about-mueller\/"},"modified":"2019-06-06T22:52:00","modified_gmt":"2019-06-07T04:52:00","slug":"durst-column-some-final-thoughts-about-mueller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/local-news\/durst-column-some-final-thoughts-about-mueller\/","title":{"rendered":"Durst column: Some final thoughts about Mueller"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Breaking his two-year vow of silence, special counsel, professional Boy Scout and part time monk Robert S. Mueller III took time from his busy schedule of transitioning to the public sector and spoke to the country for almost ten whole minutes. And we were honored.<\/p>\n

Part of the thrill was hear what the man sounds like, as this was the first time he\u2019s spoken to the press since his appointment. Too bad we can\u2019t say the same thing about the major subject of his investigation.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s pretty obvious the hastily arranged press conference was designed to keep Democrats from calling Mueller to testify on Capital Hill about his investigation. And the fact that Attorney General William Barr was out of town probably didn\u2019t hurt.<\/p>\n

Mueller knows most of America would rather dive into a piranha tank wearing a raw meat bathing suit than slog through the 448 pages of his investigative gobbledy-gook, so he grasped this opportunity to give the world the Reader\u2019s Digest Condensed Version, highlighting the sticky bits.<\/p>\n

He maintains the report is his testimony and there is nothing else to add, at all, ever. In other words, he asks the questions pard\u2019ner, he don\u2019t answer them. Which is fine, because Bob Mueller is not the most colorful speaker in the world. The man is so dry, when he talks, little puffs of dust fly out of his mouth.<\/p>\n

It was never a fair fight. Robert Mueller is the ultimate \u2018by the book\u2019 guy who believes in playing by the rules. Whereas Donald Trump believes the rules are meant to be broken and has never read a book.<\/p>\n

A particular phrase from the report was emphasized: \u201cIf we had confidence the president didn\u2019t commit a crime we would have said so.\u201d Boom. The essence of the whole thing condensed to a single line. Too complicated for you? He said if they thought the president was innocent, they would have said so. But they didn\u2019t say so. Ergo\u2026<\/p>\n

He also said Donald Trump\u2019s conduct warrants an investigation, which he wasn\u2019t able to do, because of a justice department policy that prohibits charging a sitting president with a crime. If he could have, he would have, but he couldn\u2019t, so he didn\u2019t. There you go Congress. No pressure.<\/p>\n

They\u2019re still deciding whether to subpoena Mueller to testify in front of Congress, but the former FBI Director\u2019s desire to sit in front of a doubly hostile crowd of half angry Democrats and half angry Trumpsters appears to be between zero and you-got-to-be-freaking-kidding.<\/p>\n

Mueller doesn\u2019t want to testify. The attorney general refuses to co-operate. Nobody from the administration is turning over requested documents. The White House is expanding executive privilege to pizza delivery orders. Congressional Democrats must be developing a complex.<\/p>\n

Responding to the sideshow, the president tweeted \u201cI had nothing to do with the Russians helping me win the election.\u201d Oops. Then he said that wasn\u2019t what he meant and people are picking on his every word. Well, yeah. You\u2019re the guy in charge. Every word matters.<\/p>\n

Perhaps this is just one more reason why, traditionally, the presidency has not been an entry-level position.<\/p>\n

Will Durst is an award-winning, nationally acclaimed columnist, comic and former sod farmer in New Berlin, Wisconsin. For a calendar of personal appearances, including his new one-man show, \u201cDurst Case Scenario,\u201d please visit willdurst.com.<\/p>\n

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