{"id":1318187,"date":"2020-02-11T21:40:00","date_gmt":"2020-02-12T04:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.postindependent.com\/shannon-column-putting-a-price-on-moral-exhibitionism\/"},"modified":"2020-02-11T21:40:00","modified_gmt":"2020-02-12T04:40:00","slug":"shannon-column-putting-a-price-on-moral-exhibitionism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/local-news\/shannon-column-putting-a-price-on-moral-exhibitionism\/","title":{"rendered":"Shannon column: Putting a price on moral exhibitionism"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.postindependent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2019\/03\/facebook-thumbnail-1200.jpg\" class=\"ff-og-image-inserted\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText DropCap\">Moral exhibitionists are people who make a point out of taking a very public \u201cmoral\u201d stand on an issue. This posturing costs them nothing and imposes the burden of paying for their sanctimony on others.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Examples include union organizers who don\u2019t even own a lemonade stand demanding a $15 an hour \u201cliving wage,\u201d wealthy leftists demanding action to fight global warming, and Members of Congress who want \u201cMedicare for All\u201d while knowing they will receive gold-plated, no-waiting health care.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Those hypocrites are why a recent WoePost story was so refreshing. Aaron Seyedian is refreshing because although he believes in the living wage, he isn\u2019t expecting Uncle Sam to force someone else to foot the bill.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Seyedian is the founder of Well-Paid Maids.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">(The name proves this is his first marketing effort. It\u2019s an inward-directed name and a bit off-putting for customers. It\u201ds like naming your investment firm \u201cFat Commissions Brokerage\u201d or your personal injury practice \u201cFilthy Rich Lawyers.\u201d)<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Well-Paid Maids is different because the 31-year-old Seyedian\u2019s firm is \u201cexplicitly dedicated to paying a living wage.\u201d And the other benefits aren\u2019t bad either.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">\u201c[Aaron] pays the cleaning staff $17 to $19 an hour, which is well above the national median of $11.43 for house cleaners and the D.C.-area median of $13.12. Staffers also get 22 days a year of paid vacation.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">\u201cIn addition, Seyedian offers a zero-deductible health plan, which costs about $8,000 per worker, and an employer-paid disability plan.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Seyedian doesn\u2019t Uberize his staff either. Every employee is full-time. There are no contractors paid by the weight of the dirt in the vacuum cleaner bag. Plus, it\u2019s harder to join his staff than it is to become a cop. Only one out of every 15 applicants is hired.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Seyedian is new to business, and new to tooting his own horn. He said his staff makes about $35,000 a year, but that number is way low.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">When you add the monthly cost of a bronze Obamacare plan and its punishing $5,700 deductible, neither of which employees pay, total compensation is closer to $46,232.00.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Why that\u2019s high enough to make an American want the job.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Well-Paid Maids\u2019 total compensation is almost double the $23,770.00 US News calculates is the average salary at Poorly-Paid Maids. According to Career Builder that salary puts one in the same neighborhood as biological technician, licensed practical nurse, mental health counselor or surgical technologist, all occupations that require an advanced degree or training.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Seyedian is one businessman Bernie\u2019s Angel-of-Death-for-Capitalism should pass over.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Naturally the question becomes how much does it cost to have your apartment cleaned by someone that makes more money than you do?<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">This is where we can finally calculate the exact monetary cost of moral exhibitionism for those few actually willing to let their money back their mouth.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Homeguide calculates the average cost for a maid service to clean a one-bedroom, one-bathroom apartment is \u201c$75 for standard cleaning.\u201d The kind of money won\u2019t get Well-Paid Maids to answer the phone.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">The price to have guilt-free cleaning \u2014 without what Seyedian calls the \u201cnanny tax\u201d \u2014 is $159. Which puts the Moral Exhibitionism Markup at approximately 112 percent. It\u2019s the difference between paying $1.00 at the Dollar Store and $2.12 at the Living Wage Dollar Store.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">It would be cheaper to hire a Grievance Studies PhD., assuming they could operate a Hoover.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">With those unsustainable rates staring me in the face, I assumed the target market for Well-Paid Maids is billionaires, cabinet secretaries and Meghan Markle, but that\u2019s not true.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Seyedian is looking for \u201cmission-minded customers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">\u201cSome customers feel uncomfortable that they employ people who don\u2019t make enough money to live on,\u201d Seyedian said. \u201cSince it is not in your power to change the living wage overnight, by us doing this is a way for people to do something voluntarily that is at least in line with their views.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">And it frees cheaper outfits to work people like me into their busy schedule.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Aaron runs the business out of his apartment. He billed $300,000 his first year, $600,000 last year and is hoping to break a million in 2020. His customer base is about 1,500 with 40 percent being repeat clients. After paying all his expenses, Seyedian paid himself $90,000 in 2019.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Aaron\u2019s business might be viable in recession-proof D.C., home of the never laid-off government \u201cworker,\u201d but I have my doubts about potential success in other markets. Still, there is much to admire about building a business model that supports his beliefs without resorting to government coercion.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">My only suggestion as a retired marketer would be to do something about that name.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">How about \u201cGuilt-Free Cleaning\u201d or \u201cTicket-to-the-Middle-Class Maids\u201d or even \u201cNo Tip Necessary Maids\u201d?<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText Tagline\">Michael Shannon can be reached at <a href=\"mailto:mandate.mmpr@gmail.com\">mandate.mmpr@gmail.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.postindependent.com\/opinion\/columns\/shannon-column-putting-a-price-on-moral-exhibitionism\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via:: Post Independent<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moral exhibitionists are people who make a point out of taking a very public \u201cmoral\u201d stand on an issue. This posturing costs them nothing and imposes the burden of paying for their sanctimony on others. Examples include union organizers who don\u2019t even own a lemonade stand demanding a $15 an hour \u201cliving wage,\u201d wealthy leftists [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[160],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1318187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-local-news"],"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-09-05 22:29:41","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KSKE Ski Country","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1318187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1318187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1318187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1318187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}