{"id":535999,"date":"2015-03-12T21:45:37","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T03:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/?p=535999"},"modified":"2015-03-12T21:45:37","modified_gmt":"2015-03-13T03:45:37","slug":"everybody-panic-peeps-flavored-milk-is-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/articles\/everybody-panic-peeps-flavored-milk-is-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Everybody Panic: Peeps-Flavored Milk Is Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is 2015 the year of unnecessary milk innovations? First Coca-Cola\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.eater.com\/2015\/2\/16\/8047415\/coca-colas-new-super-milk-fairlife-is-super-weird\" target=\"_blank\">launched its weird new<\/a> &#8220;super milk&#8221; Fairlife, and now, Prairie Farms is introducing a limited-edition line of Peeps-flavored milk.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.prairiefarms.com\/3-2-15-PF-PEEPS-RELEASE.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">According to a press release<\/a>, the milk \u2014 which sounds more like drinkable sugar and less like a nutritious source of calcium \u2014 comes in three flavors: Marshmallow Milk, Chocolate Marshmallow Milk, and Easter Egg Nog. (That&#8217;s right, someone just brought a Christmastime beverage into the spring season.) The release adds that &#8220;creating a line of flavors that joins the two strong brands was an obvious choice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yes, marshmallow candy milk is obviously what the world was missing<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/03\/peeps-milk.0.0.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-536000\" src=\"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/03\/peeps-milk.0.0.jpg\" alt=\"peeps-milk.0.0\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/03\/peeps-milk.0.0.jpg 800w, https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/03\/peeps-milk.0.0-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/03\/peeps-milk.0.0-700x525.jpg 700w, https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/03\/peeps-milk.0.0-476x357.jpg 476w, https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/03\/peeps-milk.0.0-644x483.jpg 644w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is 2015 the year of unnecessary milk innovations? First Coca-Cola\u00a0launched its weird new &#8220;super milk&#8221; Fairlife, and now, Prairie Farms is introducing a limited-edition line of Peeps-flavored milk. According to a press release, the milk \u2014 which sounds more like drinkable sugar and less like a nutritious source of calcium \u2014 comes in three flavors: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":536000,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-535999","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-articles"},"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-06-11 00:20:31","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KSKE Ski Country","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=535999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535999\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/536000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=535999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=535999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=535999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}