{"id":589839,"date":"2015-06-16T11:21:24","date_gmt":"2015-06-16T17:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/?p=589839"},"modified":"2015-06-16T14:54:01","modified_gmt":"2015-06-16T20:54:01","slug":"the-worst-shoes-on-the-planet-cowboy-sandal-boots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/articles\/the-worst-shoes-on-the-planet-cowboy-sandal-boots\/","title":{"rendered":"THE WORST SHOES ON THE PLANET: COWBOY SANDAL BOOTS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.dangerousminds.net\/uploads\/images\/cowboybootsnadalsdfsdfsdf.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"465\" height=\"620\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I <strong>hate<\/strong> these shoes. I mean, <em>I really hate them<\/em>. I know it\u2019s totally irrational\u2014not to mention a big ole waste of time\u2014to homicidally hate on these specific shoes with such venom, but just <em>look at these things<\/em> and tell me you don\u2019t feel the same way? Why? Why? And WHY?<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I\u2019m in the minority here and you, dear Dangerous Minds reader, simply must have a pair. Scotty Franklin of Springfield, Missouri, customizes people\u2019s personal boots and turns them into, er, <em>these<\/em> for $50.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.dangerousminds.net\/uploads\/images\/boit1sdfsjjjjjjjjj.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"465\" height=\"623\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.dangerousminds.net\/uploads\/images\/boot2khkjhkhkhkhkhggggg.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"465\" height=\"623\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.dangerousminds.net\/uploads\/images\/boot4hjgjhgjhgjghjg.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"465\" height=\"698\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neatorama.com\/neatopicto\/2015\/06\/14\/Cowboy-Boot-Sandals\/\">Neatorama<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/peewee.com\/2015\/06\/07\/cowboy-boot-flip-flops\/\">Pee-wee Herman<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate these shoes. I mean, I really hate them. I know it\u2019s totally irrational\u2014not to mention a big ole waste of time\u2014to homicidally hate on these specific shoes with such venom, but just look at these things and tell me you don\u2019t feel the same way? Why? Why? And WHY? Perhaps I\u2019m in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":589840,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-589839","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-articles"},"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-06-11 06:28:26","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KSKE Ski Country","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=589839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589839\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/589840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=589839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=589839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=589839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}