{"id":598685,"date":"2015-07-17T13:02:45","date_gmt":"2015-07-17T19:02:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/?p=598685"},"modified":"2015-07-17T13:02:45","modified_gmt":"2015-07-17T19:02:45","slug":"wtf-was-that-creeper-telemarketer-creeps-hard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/articles\/wtf-was-that-creeper-telemarketer-creeps-hard\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF Was That?!: Creeper Telemarketer Creeps Hard"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"youtube-embed\" data-video_id=\"scPr3xBX2nQ\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Call from Mark the Telemarketer in Chatsworth\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/scPr3xBX2nQ?feature=oembed&#038;enablejsapi=1\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>This is video of a phone call between a woman named Jessica and Mark the telemarketer. Jessica tells Mark she&#8217;s recording the conversation and that&#8217;s when Mark starts to lay the weird on THICK. Like if weird was cake frosting you could poke your whole finger in it and never touch cake. Sadly, we don&#8217;t ever get to find out what Mark was trying to sell, but we do get to find out what it&#8217;s like to talk to a certifiable crazy person.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is video of a phone call between a woman named Jessica and Mark the telemarketer. Jessica tells Mark she&#8217;s recording the conversation and that&#8217;s when Mark starts to lay the weird on THICK. Like if weird was cake frosting you could poke your whole finger in it and never touch cake. Sadly, we don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":598686,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-598685","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-articles"},"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-06-11 05:47:25","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KSKE Ski Country","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=598685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598685\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/598686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=598685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=598685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kske\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=598685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}