{"id":792668,"date":"2019-02-02T18:00:01","date_gmt":"2019-02-03T01:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.summitdaily.com\/news\/biff-america-tassels-and-one-ply-column\/"},"modified":"2019-02-02T18:00:01","modified_gmt":"2019-02-03T01:00:01","slug":"biff-america-tassels-and-one-ply-column","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/ksmt\/local-news\/biff-america-tassels-and-one-ply-column\/","title":{"rendered":"Biff America: Tassels and One-Ply (column)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText DropCap\">&#8220;From each according to their abilities. To each according to their needs.&#8221; (Though Marx made this quote famous, some scholars believe the origin might be from the Acts of the Apostles in the New Testament.)<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Willie One-Ply lived in a old mining cabin \u2014 no electricity, running water or indoor plumbing. He never introduced himself as &#8220;One-Ply,&#8221; but he did look up when I called him that.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Willie&#8217;s cabin was miles from the nearest plowed road and, in winter, he accessed it on skis. The cabin was located on a popular cross-country ski trail. If I was skiing by and saw smoke coming out of the chimney, I&#8217;d sometimes knock on his door.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Willie would open his door, make a show of fixing his hair or straightening his sweater and say, &#8220;Why it&#8217;s Biff America, am I on TV?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Once, when I was skiing by and he wasn&#8217;t home I availed myself with the amenities of his outhouse. Contained in a large coffee can (I&#8217;m guessing to keep it safe from critters and moisture) was a roll of thin toilet paper. I&#8217;m here to tell you this TP was low-end; it contained wood chips. The next time I was passing through I left him a roll of multi-ply, quilted and scented TP. I don&#8217;t buy my coffee in cans (because I&#8217;m an entitled snowflake) but I did find a Tuppeware container large enough to protect the high-loft. Along with the TP, I left a note addressed to Willie One-Ply.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">It might have been a month or more before I passed by his cabin again and saw chimney smoke. I knocked on the door and called out, &#8220;Hey One-Ply, it&#8217;s Biff.&#8221; When he opened the door I asked if he enjoyed the TP upgrade. He pointed to the same plastic container on a nearby shelf and said, &#8220;Haven&#8217;t used it, I&#8217;m saving it for guests.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div id=\"single-mid-script\" class=\"p402_hide\">\n<h2>Recommended Stories For You<\/h2>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Willie lived simply, wore well-worn clothing and had a fresh smile for everyone. He worked with kids and the handicapped teaching them to ski and snowboard. Sadly, often the only people who can afford to work in nonprofits need a second job or live cheaply \u2014 Willie had all that going.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">When he began a program teaching snowboarding to needy children and kids-at-risk, he found that the neediest had no transportation. Willie would provide rides using his own vehicle.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Willie died young but left the world a better place.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">&#8220;To whom much is given much is required.&#8221; \u2014 Luke<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">My buddy Tassels lived much higher on the hog than did Willie One-Ply. He had beautiful homes, nice cars, and, though I never verified, I&#8217;m guessing he had designer TP in every bathroom.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">The name on his birth certificate read &#8220;Robert.&#8221; Most folks called him Rob, but I christened him &#8220;Tassels.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Once Rob and I were sitting next to each other at a fairly intense meeting. He had laser-like focus and a precise attention to detail. I do not. I was daydreaming and looked down and saw that Rob was wearing slipper-like shoes with tassels on them.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">While we all debated and discussed the matter at hand, my mind wandered. I could not get Rob&#8217;s foolish shoes out of my mind.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Finally, during a lull in the action I blurted out, in a voice louder than intended, &#8220;Hey Tassels, nice wheels. Does your husband golf?!!!&#8221; Everyone there looked down at Rob&#8217;s feet and the nickname stuck.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Though I gave him the name as a mild rebuff, Rob took ownership and would close his emails to me with &#8220;Your pal Tassels.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Tassels died in Nepal while doing volunteer work after the earthquake.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">That quote from Luke, &#8220;To whom much is given much is required,&#8221; was prominently featured at Rob&#8217;s memorial service. His support of the Nepalese relief efforts was simply his last act in a full life of generosity and compassion.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">He was incredibly generous with his time and money to a host of worthy causes. There is a street in my town named for Rob; it&#8217;s called &#8220;Tassel Lane.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Rob was wealthy, generous and could do and did much good. Except for the wealthy part the same could be said for Willie, he had very little yet still made a huge impact. You don&#8217;t need to be wealthy to make the world a better place you need only care enough to try.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">My friends Tassels and One-Ply did not know each other. They had nothing and everything in common. Both left this world too soon. If there is such a thing as heaven, I&#8217;d like to think they met up there. Perhaps I&#8217;ll bump into them again \u2014 hopefully not too soon \u2014 as it will give them time to come up with a good nickname for me\u2026\u2026..<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText Tagline\">Jeffrey Bergeron, under the alias of Biff America, can be read in several newspapers and magazines. He can be reached at <a href=\"mailto:biffbreck@yahoo.com\">biffbreck@yahoo.com<\/a>. Biff&#8217;s new book &#8220;Mind, Body, Soul.&#8221; is available at local shops and bookstores or Shop.holpublications.com\/products\/biff-america-mind-body-soul.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.summitdaily.com\/opinion\/biff-america-tassels-and-one-ply-column\/\" target=\"_blank\">via:: Summit Daily<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;From each according to their abilities. To each according to their needs.&#8221; (Though Marx made this quote famous, some scholars believe the origin might be from the Acts of the Apostles in the New Testament.) Willie One-Ply lived in a old mining cabin \u2014 no electricity, running water or indoor plumbing. 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