{"id":804506,"date":"2020-02-23T18:30:58","date_gmt":"2020-02-24T01:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.summitdaily.com\/?p=379434"},"modified":"2020-02-23T18:30:58","modified_gmt":"2020-02-24T01:30:58","slug":"opinion-biff-america-killer-with-cool-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/ksmt\/local-news\/opinion-biff-america-killer-with-cool-hair\/","title":{"rendered":"Opinion | Biff America: Killer with cool hair"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Jeffrey “Biff” Bergeron<\/strong>
Liz Copan \/ ecopan@summitdaily.com<\/em><\/figcaption><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n

The honey badger is much like me at a buffet when my mate isn\u2019t around; it will eat anything.<\/p>\n

\u201cBadger\u201d is a bit misleading. It is built more like a weasel. Males weigh about 35 pounds, and it has dark fur with a mohawk-like shock of white hair on top. <\/p>\n

It looks a little like Roger Stone without the glasses. <\/p>\n

The badger is known for being perhaps the most ferocious critter in the animal kingdom. As the name implies, it loves honey and will ravage bee-hives and eat until bloated. It has thick skin (much like mine when my mate rates my dancing) and is mostly impervious to the stings. It also kills and eats frogs, lizards and snakes. It eats its prey completely \u2014 hair, skin, bones and shells.<\/p>\n

It has some sort of immunity to venom along with its thick skin. Supposedly it will attack the deadly black mamba snake, killing it, but getting bitten in the process. The snake\u2019s venom doesn\u2019t kill the badger, but just makes it sleepy. After killing the mamba, the honey badger will simply take a nap next to the dead snake, wakes up a half-hour later and eat it whole.  <\/p>\n

I don\u2019t claim to be a honey badger expert. In fact, what I just wrote is the extent of my knowledge. I was at the gym listening to a podcast where the creature was featured. I was impressed when I learned that the badger can eat an entire turtle, hard shell and all, and has a \u201creversible anal pouch\u201d which can produce a horrible smell at will. (Coincidently, I shared a gondola with a guy like that). <\/p>\n

As soon as I got home, I did a web search and found this amazing video.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m guessing there were a bunch of hidden cameras in some sort of nature preserve in Africa where the badger is found. The video was kind of like \u201cA day in the life of a honey badger;\u201d and it was brutal. It features the badger going around killing and eating stuff \u2014 lizards, turtles, rodents. Eventually, the badger happened upon a huge snake, just chilling and lying in the sun.<\/p>\n

Next thing you know, it pounces on the snake (which looked to be 5 or 6 feet long). According to the narration, the snake was poisonous. It made a few feeble attempts to bite the badger, but mostly it just tried to get away. <\/p>\n

Finally the snake managed to slither into some sort of a burrow and escaped.<\/p>\n

I thought that was the end of it.<\/p>\n

But, undaunted, the honey badger starts burrowing into the snake\u2019s hole and yanks the snake out. What followed was a death battle between reptile and badger that lasted several minutes. To make a long video short (spoiler alert) the badger eventually bites off the snake\u2019s head and eats it whole. <\/p>\n

Yes, there is a point to this dispatch. As I watched in the video of the honey badger killing and eating other creatures who were simply minding their own business, I found myself rooting for the badger, even when it attacked and ate a slow moving, gentle turtle, shell and all.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve always prided myself of being a champion of the underdog, and here I was cheering on a four-legged garbage disposal with crazy hair as it killed and ate creatures who were just trying to live their lives unmolested. Finally it dawned on me. It was because the badger reminded me of my people. Not Irish, liberal, or American, but mammal. The badger was furry, warmblooded, had a cool haircut and everything. It was killing was a reptile; to me their lives had less value.<\/p>\n

Now of course the badger is just displaying it genetic predisposition. Alfred, Lord Tennyson writes about animals adhering to nature\u2019s law \u201cOf tooth and claw,\u201d but contrasts that with humans\u2019 better nature of faith, love and fellowship.<\/p>\n

There is no good reason why I (or anyone) would value the life of one living thing over another simply because that thing was a mammal or even American. But, in my weaker moments, I seem to do just that. I\u2019ll hear of a bus crash or hurricane or some other such tragedy and breathe a sigh of relief when I learn it happened in another nation.<\/p>\n

I would like to think this is merely part of the current\/temporary human condition that our species has not evolved to the hopes of Tennyson. Perhaps in time we will live up to those lofty expectations.<\/p>\n

But it the meantime, it was wicked cool to see that badger eat that turtle.<\/p>\n

Jeffrey Bergeron\u2019s column \u201cBiff America\u201d publishes Mondays in the Summit Daily News. Bergeron has worked in TV and radio for more than 30 years, and his column can be read in several newspapers and magazines. He is the author of \u201cMind, Body, Soul.\u201d Bergeron arrived in Breckenridge when there was plenty of parking and no stop lights. Contact him at <\/em>biffbreck@yahoo.com<\/a><\/em><\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

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