Writing Switch: For whom the bell tolls?

By Benjamin Welch and Sean Beckwith Weddings are usually pretty predictable. Guys rent suits for practically the price it would cost to purchase them (granted, most of the cost goes toward cleaning after various liquids, foods and bodily fluids stain the garments). Gals spend hundreds on dresses and complain about only wearing it once. Pictures you won’t look at until your 20th anniversary take forever to shoot. Someone gets too drunk and starts throwing dinner rolls into the crowd. Millenials work themselves into a frenzy over perspiring nether regions during Lil Jon’s “Get Low.”
Toss tradition like that garter with semi-professional groomsman Ben Welch and man-in-waiting Sean …read more

Via:: Aspen Times