{"id":2408278,"date":"2018-12-14T18:40:01","date_gmt":"2018-12-15T01:40:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/news\/tales-of-climbing-yore\/"},"modified":"2018-12-14T18:40:01","modified_gmt":"2018-12-15T01:40:01","slug":"tales-of-climbing-yore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/local-news\/tales-of-climbing-yore\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales of climbing yore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">I said, &#8220;With all due respect, you&#8217;re the one who got us into this predicament!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">&#8220;OK,&#8221; said Barry, &#8220;you can stay here and wait until you freeze to death.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">I said, &#8220;Barry, I would follow you anywhere!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">By the time we found the alternative route, we were two-thirds of the way to the funny-shaped restaurant. Probably the highest (in terms of altitude) that I have ever been without an airplane. The alternative route, to our surprise and delight, was a very steep river. It was so steep that it was almost a waterfall. Within the river\/waterfall were huge rocks (they were the size of the bumps on Jackpot in 1973).<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">We simply hopped back down using the boulders as stairs. We were back in Chamonix in about 30 minutes. I haven&#8217;t been mountain climbing since. After climbing Mount Blanc in my tennis outfit, I feel as if I have nothing more to prove.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">P.S. \u2014 Hans Gramminger taught me everything I know about mountaineering, which isn&#8217;t much.<\/p>\n<div id=\"single-mid-script\" class=\"p402_hide\">\n<h2>Recommended Stories For You<\/h2>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p class=\"STND-STND Letter Name\">Verne Gurholt<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND Letter Title\">Aspen and Santa Fe<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/opinion\/letters-to-the-editor\/tales-of-climbing-yore\/\" target=\"_blank\">via:: The Aspen Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I said, &#8220;With all due respect, you&#8217;re the one who got us into this predicament!&#8221; &#8220;OK,&#8221; said Barry, &#8220;you can stay here and wait until you freeze to death.&#8221; I said, &#8220;Barry, I would follow you anywhere!&#8221; By the time we found the alternative route, we were two-thirds of the way to the funny-shaped restaurant. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2408278","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-local-news"},"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-06-10 20:40:50","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KSPN The Valley&#039;s Quality Rock","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2408278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2408278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2408278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2408278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2408278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2408278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}