{"id":2445379,"date":"2019-06-15T21:52:00","date_gmt":"2019-06-16T03:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/news\/glenn-k-beaton-aspens-warnin-warminites-are-chillin\/"},"modified":"2019-06-16T06:53:43","modified_gmt":"2019-06-16T12:53:43","slug":"glenn-k-beaton-aspens-warnin-warminites-are-chillin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/local-news\/glenn-k-beaton-aspens-warnin-warminites-are-chillin\/","title":{"rendered":"Glenn K. Beaton: Aspen\u2019s warnin\u2019 warminites are chillin\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<div class=\"caption-container\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.aspentimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/03\/beaton-atd-010718.jpg\" class=\"size-large attachment-large wp-post-image\" width=\"498\" height=\"620\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.aspentimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/03\/beaton-atd-010718.jpg 498w, https:\/\/cdn.aspentimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/03\/beaton-atd-010718-241x300.jpg 241w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\"><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText DropCap\">Remember those predictions that polar bears and snow would soon be extinct?<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Well, here in Aspen and throughout the Colorado mountains, snowpack this spring is nearly 500% of normal. That\u2019s not a typo. It\u2019s almost five times normal.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">The ski mountain at Aspen has reopened for skiing every weekend in June, including this weekend. Even the locals \u2014 a pretty discerning bunch \u2014 say we had a season beyond epic.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">None of the growing polar bear population has been sighted in Aspen, yet, but the black bears often seen in town must be getting nervous.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Does this mean that global warming, or whatever is the nom du jour, is a hoax?<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">No. It\u2019s true that the earth has warmed a couple of degrees in the past few hundred years. It\u2019s likely that some of that warming was caused by humans. If that warming continues or accelerates, we\u2019ll see disruption.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Some of that disruption might be good, such as bigger crop yields, but some will be bad such as an inability of some species to adapt or migrate quickly enough.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">But here\u2019s what it does mean. It means that rhetoric predicting the end of the world is indeed a hoax. For example:<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Al Gore, who earned a science degree from \u2014 oh wait, Gore\u2019s degree is in government. He received C\u2019s and D\u2019s in the few science classes he took. And he avoided math classes altogether.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Anyway, Gore predicted in 2008 that the polar ice cap would be gone within five years. Eleven years later, it\u2019s approximately where it was when Gore made his prediction.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Prince Charles said in 2009 that we have only \u201c100 months\u201d left to \u201cavoid that living hell of the nightmare that for so many of us now looms on the horizon.\u201d Four months later he doubled down in prophesizing that we had only 96 months left till the end days. At least he got the arithmetic right, if not the science or writing.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">But by my own arithmetic, two years ago was the expiration of the Prince\u2019s 100 months till that looming living hell of a nightmare came over the horizon.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">One of the Prince\u2019s court jesters at the time, UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown, duly warned everyone back in 2009 that they had only 50 days to avert \u201ccatastrophe.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Maybe Gore, the Prince and the Prime Minister are right that the end is nigh, if not past, but it hasn\u2019t persuaded them to give up their mega-mansions and palaces. Sacrifice is for little people.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Closer to home, Aspen\u2019s warning warminites were sweating a few years back that \u201cthe fate of the ski industry was in jeopardy.\u201d I can see the future headlines in our local newspapers: \u201cWorld ends, ski industry suffers most.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">And if their predictions are right, they lamented, life would get much harder for eagles and hawks and \u201cwe humans could suffer a similar fate.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Although they like eagles and hawks, and certainly skiing, these doomsdayers always seem to root against us humans. As between their gloomy predictions and our humanity, they\u2019re rooting for their predictions.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Of course, as a matter of science, neither a dry winter nor a snowy one proves or disproves global warming. But the warminites\u2019 refrain that heat is global warming while cold is just weather is getting tiresome, even to them. So they\u2019re mostly quiet now.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Don\u2019t get me wrong. We should take global warming seriously. We should stop wasting fossil fuels if for no reason other than they\u2019re limited and waste is sinful. In America in particular, we should stop buying oversized, overpowered vehicles that serve our ego and insecurities more than our transportation needs and driving abilities.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">One of the smartest things we could do is to build more nuclear power plants. They of course must be built safely, and they can be. France gets 75% of its electricity from nuclear power, while the U.S. gets only 20%.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">What we don\u2019t need is more alarmism to shake people from their quiescence. That\u2019s not science; it\u2019s marketing.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">The problem with this marketing approach is that after a few false alarms, people stop listening. It\u2019s like a furniture store that has a going-out-of-business sale for years on end. That\u2019s why global warming ranks near the bottom of the list of issues on the minds of voters.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">The way to change that is not to shout louder. The way to change that is to explain calmly the costs, risks and benefits.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">And let\u2019s be honest and humble about what we know and don\u2019t know. Let\u2019s respect the citizens enough to use sound science and rational economics, not misleading marketing and coercive government.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">An acknowledgment by the warminites that many of their past predictions were wrong would be a good start.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText Tagline\">Correspond and subscribe at <a href=\"mailto:theAspenbeat@gmail.com\">theAspenbeat@gmail.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/news\/glenn-k-beaton-aspens-warnin-warminites-are-chillin\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via:: The Aspen Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember those predictions that polar bears and snow would soon be extinct? Well, here in Aspen and throughout the Colorado mountains, snowpack this spring is nearly 500% of normal. That\u2019s not a typo. It\u2019s almost five times normal. The ski mountain at Aspen has reopened for skiing every weekend in June, including this weekend. Even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2445379","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-local-news"},"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-06-19 19:16:30","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KSPN The Valley&#039;s Quality Rock","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2445379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2445379"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2445379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2445385,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2445379\/revisions\/2445385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2445379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2445379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2445379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}