Each week, we pick out our favorite and not-so-favorite tweets (at least those that are printable) about Aspen and display them on Sunday\u2019s page A2.<\/p>\n
\u2022 \u201cThe bigger question is why is there human poop on the trails in\/near Aspen\u2026?\u201d \u2014 @RedStateGuy<\/p>\n
\u2022 \u201cNew rule. Always feed your dog before taking it out in or around Aspen Colorado. That way it won\u2019t be eating miscellaneous poop along the trails. Problem solved. Let\u2019s move on to the next big crisis in human existence.\u201d \u2014 @GeoffGravett<\/p>\n
\u2022 \u201cFlight cancelled and I\u2019m stuck in Aspen another day. There are worse things that could happen, I guess.\u201d \u2014 @DevM2014<\/p>\n
\u2022 \u201caspen is about hearing 3 women next to you at the hygge-inspired coffee shop talk for 90 minutes about making mood boards. words include \u2018peaches\u2019 \u2018wellness\u2019 \u2018stone\u2019 and \u2018tactile\u2019\u201d \u2014 @JDateOfficial<\/p>\n
\u2022 \u201cSo good to hear and see @lancearmstrong on the @LeTour today, even if it was from Aspen. Is it time yet to put a collared shirt on him and get him to france?\u201d \u2014 @buellguy99<\/p>\n
\u2022 \u201cMy man is leaving me for Aspen. I might cry\u201d \u2014 @makeit_reyn<\/p>\n
\u2022 \u201cOne of my regulars came in and told me about how her ex husband cheated on her with a lady from Aspen who is a swinger and does a lot of blow\u201d \u2014 @taylorr_pattonn<\/p>\n
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