Each week, we pick out our favorite and not-so-favorite tweets (at least those that are printable) about Aspen and display them on Sunday\u2019s page A2.<\/p>\n
\u2022 \u201cUltimate goal is to buy my parents a house out in Aspen. Gotta do what I gotta do to make that happen.\u201d \u2014 @youngstormii_<\/p>\n
\u2022 \u201cEveryone flying to Aspen is like jeans white button down family Christmas card white\u201d \u2014 @akyros_<\/p>\n
\u2022 \u201c@realDonaldTrump shall we call you \u2018Mr. Aspen\u2019 for bringing your mistress on vacation while your family was there? You really can\u2019t talk with all the disgusting stuff you do.\u201d \u2014 @miriambernstein<\/p>\n
\u2022 \u201cGot a lot off my chest now occupy aspen getting back to normal.\u201d \u2014 @artistinaspen<\/p>\n
\u2022 \u201cTrying to hire a babysitter in Aspen is surprisingly hard. Turns out you can\u2019t do reference checks because they\u2019ve all had to sign NDAs.\u201d \u2014 @yoavlurie<\/p>\n
\u2022 \u201cI\u2019ve always wanted to go to the Woody Creek Tavern near Aspen, which was Hunter Thompson\u2019s favorite watering hole. But I can never find time on these Phishing trips to do it\u201d \u2014 @Stardog97<\/p>\n
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