{"id":2448396,"date":"2019-09-05T22:40:00","date_gmt":"2019-09-06T04:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/news\/roger-marolt-the-emperors-new-aspen-ski-terrain-has-no-pitch\/"},"modified":"2019-09-05T22:40:00","modified_gmt":"2019-09-06T04:40:00","slug":"roger-marolt-the-emperors-new-aspen-ski-terrain-has-no-pitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/local-news\/roger-marolt-the-emperors-new-aspen-ski-terrain-has-no-pitch\/","title":{"rendered":"Roger Marolt: The emperor\u2019s new Aspen ski terrain has no pitch"},"content":{"rendered":"
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It feels so un-Aspeniteish, but I don\u2019t have strong feelings one way or another about the Pandora\u2019s expansion on Aspen Mountain. On one hand, it\u2019s just not very interesting terrain and I can\u2019t picture myself going out there often. It will be a lot like Vail\u2019s Back Bowls off steroids. On the other hand, I don\u2019t see it as being wild or remote. You can practically smell the steaks sizzling at the Aspen Mountain Club from there. It already gets skied a bunch. What are we actually preserving?<\/p>\n

In Greek mythology a jar (later changed to a box by progressive mythologists) was presented by Pandora as some kind of fake gift to Prometheus who stole fire from Zeus. It was a payback or something like that. Anyway, when Pandora opened the jar all kinds of nasty disease, evil and death was unleashed into the world. I mean, you do realize that Skico is presenting this ski mountain expansion as a gift to us, right? Of course I don\u2019t believe Skico will unleash all kinds of toxic crap into the atmosphere by opening up Pandora\u2019s. Then again, where there\u2019s money to be made, you might forgive them for loosening the lid just a teensy-weensy bit.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s interesting that so many are so worked up about this plan. Compare it to Highland Bowl. You see my point \u2014 there is no comparison. That was a big deal. Then, Deep Temerity was kind of like a cup of strong coffee next to The Bowl, so that addition was a huge thing, too. Now we have the Pandora threat and I can\u2019t work up a decent yawn.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m telling you, if that terrain was worth skiing, they would have developed it long ago, before there were serious regulations about ski area expansion or review processes to grind through. It would have been so easy, and still nobody bothered.<\/p>\n

Highland Bowl and Deep Temerity at least have good reason they were developed so relatively late in the game. They needed technology to catch up and make them semi-safely skiable. Skiers had been looking across the valley from the Sundeck at The Bowl for as long as I can remember, sighing before saying something like, \u201cCan you imagine ever being able to ski that?\u201d A few powder hounds have probably fallen asleep in a snowcat heading toward Pandora\u2019s, but I doubt any have ever dreamed about it.<\/p>\n

Enough about good skiing, though. A friend of mine was a big fan of the Pandora\u2019s area. I resisted his invites to go and \u201cexplore\u201d the \u201cterrain.\u201d I said I didn\u2019t think it was steep enough to make turns on. He proceeded to show me the first pair of fat skis I had ever seen. \u201cYou can make turns with these,\u201d he said, eyes gleaming. I told him I had to work late. He assured me we could go in the dark, under the full moon. I was out of excuses and wondered how good the skiing could be if you could do it in the dark. The outing ended up being fun, but it did not surpass anything we could have done wearing snowshoes.<\/p>\n

All right, all right, settle down, Pandora fans. I will admit there are a few steep pitches back there, but only if you admit they are shorter than the bottom half of Short Snort.<\/p>\n

Do you believe in magic? I do, but I realize a lot of people are uncomfortable with that term, so let\u2019s use \u201cmojo\u201d as a substitute. The historical mojo of Aspen Mountain is its reputation as an \u201cexpert\u201d area; an enticing linkage of black and blue runs \u2014 bump a little, take a dump, cruise some, find yourself in gladed steeps and then Little Nell. It is a unique mix of great and varied terrain on every lap. Pandora\u2019s will sew a baby blue patch on the map. They will probably label it black trying to save the mojo, but it\u2019s not. It is more like Buttermilk black. Maybe they can institute a double-blue square symbol for the trail sign. It will create an isolated pocket for intermediates. It\u2019s like watering down the whiskey at the Red Onion \u2014 you might as well go to a fern bar and puff e-cigs.<\/p>\n

All said, I\u2019m sure the Pandora\u2019s ski area expansion will be a big hit. But, that begs another question: If a new hotel is required to provide parking and employee housing to compensate for all the new tourists it will attract and resulting jobs created, why does a ski area expansion get a pass on these issues? I don\u2019t know what came over me to mention this. I guess I am trying to liven up the conversation.<\/p>\n

Roger Marolt believes you can be a proud Aspen Mountain snob without holding your nose up at Highlands. Email at roger@maroltllp.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n

via:: The Aspen Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It feels so un-Aspeniteish, but I don\u2019t have strong feelings one way or another about the Pandora\u2019s expansion on Aspen Mountain. On one hand, it\u2019s just not very interesting terrain and I can\u2019t picture myself going out there often. It will be a lot like Vail\u2019s Back Bowls off steroids. On the other hand, I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2448396","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-local-news"},"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-06-26 06:23:55","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KSPN The Valley's Quality Rock","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2448396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2448396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2448396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2448396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2448396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2448396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}