{"id":2450672,"date":"2019-11-01T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-02T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/?p=315397"},"modified":"2019-11-01T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-11-02T06:00:00","slug":"saddle-sore-time-to-keep-your-wheels-on-the-road-and-head-on-a-swivel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/local-news\/saddle-sore-time-to-keep-your-wheels-on-the-road-and-head-on-a-swivel\/","title":{"rendered":"Saddle Sore: Time to keep your wheels on the road and head on a swivel"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"wp-block-image p402_hide\">\n<div class=\"caption-container\"> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"413\" height=\"620\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.aspentimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/11\/vagneur-atd-021018-1.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-post-image\" alt srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.aspentimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/11\/vagneur-atd-021018-1.jpg 413w, https:\/\/cdn.aspentimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/11\/vagneur-atd-021018-1-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 413px) 100vw, 413px\"><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText DropCap\">It\u2019s that time of year again! Sneaks up on people, mostly on those who can\u2019t remember from year to year what it all means, and it seems to get a few without fail. In case you don\u2019t know what I\u2019m talking about \u2014 it\u2019s snow and ice on the roads, and for good measure, snow and ice on windshields.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">If this sounds like a primer on how to drive when the fall weather changes, it kind of is, and it applies not only to those who come here from somewhere else, which, if you can believe demographic paroxysms, that entails a good share of the Roaring Fork Valley population, but to every damned one of us.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">My daughter travels Highway 82 both directions from Woody Creek a lot, taking kids hither and yon, and when I think of her and my grandchildren being out on that road, sharing it with folks unqualified for the weather and road conditions, my blood pressure goes up a bit.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">This is a subject I\u2019ve undoubtedly written about before, and I wouldn\u2019t be doing it now, except, guess what, my daughter called the other day, wondering why people still get caught with their pants down (so to speak) when the weather changes to snow. She was on her way toward Basalt to pick up her daughter from preschool when she was abruptly stopped by a four-car wreck blocking the upvalley end of Snowmass Canyon.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">That corner gets more than a few accidents every year. Afternoon drivers go into this first curve of the shady canyon too fast, thinking the wet-looking reflection on the road is snow-melt water, and too late, realize it is black ice. Oops. That race-car driver mentality lets them down at the last moment.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Some people drive like they\u2019re on a bumper-car course with safety feature on all sides. Sorry, but it doesn\u2019t work that way. Once it\u2019s too late to make a meaningful correction, which happens in less than a split second, you might as well sit back and enjoy the crash. It is inevitable unless God owes you one, a highly doubtful scenario.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">There was the time, on a very slick day, a car came up on me from behind, right in the neighborhood of where Guido used to feed the elk (between Phillip\u2019s Trailer Park and Snowmass), going quite a bit faster than I was. This was in the \u201cold\u201d days before the four-lane expansion, on what was then generously referred to as \u201cKiller 82,\u201d a narrow two-lane highway that drove some people absolutely crazy.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Without so much as a blink, the upcoming car passed me like I was going backward and then instantaneously went into a fishtail, swooshing right and left, almost immediately ending up in the barrow ditch on the right. Good enough! But before long, on the last straight stretch before Basalt, here came that same car again, going about 100. I moved over to get out of his way, and no sooner did he pull back into the downvalley lane after whizzing past me, he started fishtailing again, kerplunk, right in the ditch for good.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">It\u2019s people like that who can\u2019t really benefit from a defensive driving course, and who are generally oblivious to what we casually refer to as common sense.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Before the advent of magnesium chloride (a hygroscopic deliquescent), that gunk the highway department sprays on the asphalt to melt the snow, and which doesn\u2019t work below a certain temperature, we used to be forced to deal with snow and ice on a more regular basis. It made better winter drivers out of us. Well, maybe. Refer back to \u201cKiller 82.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">One particularly memorable day, not unlike some we still get even with mag chloride, I was headed upvalley just past the Snowmass Conoco when traffic slowed to a standstill.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Figuring I would just take my lumps for being in the traffic at that early morning hour, and knowing that a wreck up ahead was likely the cause, I settled in with the morning KDNK talk show on the radio.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Up ahead, a familiar face was approaching my position, going very slowly with a group of other cars. It was Gale \u201cSpider\u201d Spence, one of my heroes from back when and a good friend, quickly giving me the \u201c180 sign,\u201d meaning turn around and go back or you\u2019ll be stuck here all day. You don\u2019t question people like that.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Being a retired EMT emergency responder, I can tell you I\u2019ve seen two broken neck fatalities sustained from being crashed into by an out of control car on an icy Highway 82. Wear your seatbelt and pay attention.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">The moral of the story after all of that is, apparently, some things never change. Get used to it, I reckon, and hope like hell you remain an observer rather than a participant in the carnage.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText Tagline\">Tony Vagneur writes here on Saturdays and welcomes your comments at <a href=\"mailto:ajv@sopris.net\">ajv@sopris.net<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/opinion\/saddle-sore-time-to-keep-your-wheels-on-the-road-and-head-on-a-swivel\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via:: The Aspen Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s that time of year again! Sneaks up on people, mostly on those who can\u2019t remember from year to year what it all means, and it seems to get a few without fail. In case you don\u2019t know what I\u2019m talking about \u2014 it\u2019s snow and ice on the roads, and for good measure, snow [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2450672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-local-news"],"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-08-19 10:07:02","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KSPN The Valley&#039;s Quality Rock","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2450672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2450672"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2450672\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2450672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2450672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2450672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}