{"id":2451474,"date":"2019-11-23T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-23T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/?p=316516"},"modified":"2019-11-24T17:09:18","modified_gmt":"2019-11-25T00:09:18","slug":"behind-barrs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/local-news\/behind-barrs\/","title":{"rendered":"Behind Barrs"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Belly up to the Barr, boys<\/p>\n

The AG is serving drinks<\/p>\n

His cocktail known as Injustice<\/p>\n

Reveals just how he thinks<\/p>\n

It\u2019s made with self-importance<\/p>\n

And a Bourbon called My Way<\/p>\n

And sweetened with lots of Artifice<\/p>\n

Which causes Truth decay<\/p>\n

Drink one and lose your balance<\/p>\n

Drink two and numb your mind<\/p>\n

Drink three and reason disappears<\/p>\n

And the Constitution is maligned<\/p>\n

This Barr is in the White House<\/p>\n

Where the Cabinet is filled with boos<\/p>\n

For anyone who won\u2019t imbibe<\/p>\n

And toast a host of trumped up rules<\/p>\n

That\u2019s why all the sycophants<\/p>\n

Drink though the night to Don<\/p>\n

\u2018Cause if they\u2019re ever, ever caught<\/p>\n

Driving drunk they won\u2019t be gone<\/p>\n

For abuse of their hoarse power<\/p>\n

Won\u2019t place them on a legal docket<\/p>\n

As precedent will let them go<\/p>\n

While the AG kisses, but in the President\u2019s back pocket<\/p>\n

Where so many others pay lip service too<\/p>\n

Especially members of the Senate<\/p>\n

Who talk and talk and talk a lot<\/p>\n

But then forget they ever meant it<\/p>\n

They do the president\u2019s knotty work<\/p>\n

But if the tied should ever shift<\/p>\n

They\u2019ll jump from his back pocket<\/p>\n

Before constituents are miffed<\/p>\n

So, belly up to the Barr, boys<\/p>\n

For as long as the people will allow<\/p>\n

In time there\u2019ll be a price to pay<\/p>\n

Even if the Barr Bill is a zero now.<\/p>\n

Greg Lewis<\/p>\n

Woody Creek<\/p>\n

via:: The Aspen Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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