{"id":2452940,"date":"2020-01-07T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-01-07T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/?p=318748"},"modified":"2020-01-07T07:55:21","modified_gmt":"2020-01-07T14:55:21","slug":"ayatollah-myself-i-can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/local-news\/ayatollah-myself-i-can\/","title":{"rendered":"Ayatollah Myself I Can"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.aspentimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/02\/facebook-thumbnail-1200.jpg\" class=\"ff-og-image-inserted\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Can you hear the drum corps<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Marching toward a war<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Err-rat-ta-ta-trump \u2026 err-rat-ta-ta-trump<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">It\u2019s time to even the score<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Oh, see the strutting drum major<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">A golf club as his baton<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Err-rat-ta-ta-trump \u2026. err-rat-ta-ta-trump<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">As a skeptical world looks on<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Who is this smirking little man<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Who lurks in the big white house<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Err-rat-ta-ta-trump \u2026 err-rat-ta-ta-trump<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">He\u2019s got the courage of a mouse<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Once before \u2014 the Vietnam War<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">He had an ow-ee on his toe<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Err-rat-ta-ta-trump \u2026 err-rat-ta-ta-trump<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Ouch-ee, ouch-ee, it hurt too much to go<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Though now he\u2019ll send your children<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Into his war against Iran<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Err-rat-ta-ta-trump \u2026 err-rat-ta-ta-trump<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">I ran \u2026 I ran \u2026 I ran<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">I ran. I ran from Vietnam<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">I ran for the closest door<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Err-rat-ta-ta-trump \u2026 err-rat-ta-ta-trump<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">I\u2019m really a coward to the core<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">But I\u2019ll proudly send your children<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">To fight in my little war<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Err-rat-ta-ta-trump \u2026 err-rat-ta-ta-trump<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Glory to me evermore<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Me, me, me \u2026 me, me, me<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Iran, Iran, Iran<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Err-rat-ta-ta-trump \u2026 err-rat-ta-ta-trump<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">And I did it without a plan<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Err-rat-ta-ta-trump \u2026 err-rat-ta-ta-trump<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Ayatollah myself I can<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Err-rat-ta-ta-trump \u2026 err-rat-ta-ta-trump<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">America\u2019s king I am<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND Letter Name\">Greg Lewis<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND Letter Title\">Woody Creek<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/opinion\/letters-to-the-editor\/ayatollah-myself-i-can\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via:: The Aspen Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can you hear the drum corps Marching toward a war Err-rat-ta-ta-trump \u2026 err-rat-ta-ta-trump It\u2019s time to even the score Oh, see the strutting drum major A golf club as his baton Err-rat-ta-ta-trump \u2026. err-rat-ta-ta-trump As a skeptical world looks on Who is this smirking little man Who lurks in the big white house Err-rat-ta-ta-trump \u2026 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2452940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-local-news"],"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-08-18 22:14:23","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KSPN The Valley&#039;s Quality Rock","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2452940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2452940"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2452940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2452954,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2452940\/revisions\/2452954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2452940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2452940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2452940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}