{"id":2453025,"date":"2020-01-08T20:08:00","date_gmt":"2020-01-09T03:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/news\/how-skippy-got-out-of-his-jam\/"},"modified":"2020-01-09T09:10:44","modified_gmt":"2020-01-09T16:10:44","slug":"how-skippy-got-out-of-his-jam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/local-news\/how-skippy-got-out-of-his-jam\/","title":{"rendered":"How Skippy got out of his jam"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.aspentimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/02\/facebook-thumbnail-1200.jpg\" class=\"ff-og-image-inserted\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">During the season of the Croissant Child and the eight nights of Challah, one of Aspen\u2019s City Council sandwich spreads, known as Skippy Smooth, suddenly revealed his Skippy Nuts.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">He tweeted of the often spicy and biting Rye Slices, Sourdough Loafs and Multigrain Rolls that weren\u2019t as calm, considerate and complacent as the Wonder Bread he liked more.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Fortunately, mayor Jif, and fellow council slices Bob Agnoush, Al Mondbutter and Cash Ewbutter warmed Skippy enough so he could see his errors.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">The spicier, often less palatable visitors brought more bread to town, they said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">They paid for the Music, the Art, the Theater, the Ballet and so on and so on. We didn\u2019t have to all like it, but all the spreads stuck together for years and years and that\u2019s how Aspen survived the seasons of the silly loafs.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">And thus was avoided the Great Peanut Butter Recall.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND Letter Name\">Tim Reed<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND Letter Title\">Aspen<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/opinion\/letters-to-the-editor\/how-skippy-got-out-of-his-jam\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via:: The Aspen Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During the season of the Croissant Child and the eight nights of Challah, one of Aspen\u2019s City Council sandwich spreads, known as Skippy Smooth, suddenly revealed his Skippy Nuts. He tweeted of the often spicy and biting Rye Slices, Sourdough Loafs and Multigrain Rolls that weren\u2019t as calm, considerate and complacent as the Wonder Bread [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2453025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-local-news"],"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-08-18 21:48:31","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KSPN The Valley&#039;s Quality Rock","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2453025"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2453050,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453025\/revisions\/2453050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2453025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2453025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2453025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}