{"id":2453697,"date":"2020-01-24T22:40:01","date_gmt":"2020-01-25T05:40:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/news\/tony-vagneur-ski-patrol-offered-a-different-ride-in-the-old-days\/"},"modified":"2020-01-24T22:40:01","modified_gmt":"2020-01-25T05:40:01","slug":"tony-vagneur-ski-patrol-offered-a-different-ride-in-the-old-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/local-news\/tony-vagneur-ski-patrol-offered-a-different-ride-in-the-old-days\/","title":{"rendered":"Tony Vagneur: Ski patrol offered a different ride in the old days"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.aspentimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/02\/facebook-thumbnail-1200.jpg\" class=\"ff-og-image-inserted\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText DropCap\">There was a short blurb in the paper the other day about a woman who fell out of an Aspen Mountain ski patrol toboggan on the way down and hurt her head. Apparently, she wasn\u2019t strapped in and it was a courtesy ride, not an injured skier evacuation.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">It\u2019s beyond my comprehension to comment on the woman\u2019s condition, either before or after the wreck, as I wasn\u2019t there, so I won\u2019t. But I\u2019m gonna venture a guess that either way, she was going to have a headache the next day. Some sort of music amplifier or speaker of hers hit her in the face as she bounced out, according to the paper.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">It\u2019s to the ski patrol\u2019s credit that they sometimes take time out of their busy schedule to transport uninjured people off the mountain, a ski mountain at that. Ski mountain, if you get my drift. But, it\u2019s good practice, if nothing else. Throw a couple of uninjured folks in the rig and head down the mountain, getting the feel of how it all works. Such practice comes in handy when a real emergency arises.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">In seven years of hauling uninjured (or injured) people off the mountain, I personally never had one fall out of the rig, nor did any other patroller. Maybe the handholds were better back then.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Speaking of \u201cback then,\u201d it was the \u201970s, a tumultuous time on Aspen Mountain. Short skis had come into vogue (although just short, not shaped like today) and kids with limited ability were bombing the mountain with little reserve. They weren\u2019t all that fast, and they weren\u2019t all that good, either, and they generally scared the hell out of people who were going slower, or just watching the whole scene unfold.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Oh sure, there were those who skied the long boards, 210s, 215s, or whatever. Mostly good skiers, some of them still around. Thankfully, they managed to keep the moguls within some sort of pleasurable range. For years, I skied 213s, running GS and slalom gates with them \u2014 saving my 205 Miller Softs for avalanche control and other powder days.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Unlike today, it was uncommon for intermediate trails to get groomed every night. Spar Gulch usually turned into mogul city at the narrows, which did a far better job of slowing people down than those \u201cSlow\u201d and \u201cNo Straightlining\u201d signs do.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">The \u201970s also were the days of much partying on the mountain, way more than compared to the Veuve Clicquot booth. A wine picnic here, a smoke-out or a \u201ctry this\u201d in the pines there, and many times some hid in the trees as we did the clear, thinking they might have the run of their lives after we\u2019d gone by. We generally managed to flush them out, although it occasionally wasn\u2019t easy, given the attitude or inebriated state some of them exhibited.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">On some days, we had no choice but to herd them down to the next toboggan stash (usually the bottom of 3) and hold them there while a deserving patrolman readied the rig, tying their skis into the sled and positioning the temporarily uncoordinated patrons along the top, sitting on their skis and the blankets and gear underneath.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Grand Junction (phone 5) was the rendezvous spot for the east side clear and we\u2019d all meet there. If someone didn\u2019t show, we knew we had a problem, such as an injured skier, or something of that nature. No radios in those days.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">As the patrolman driving the rig with the \u201choofers\u201d on it approached this confluence of Spar Gulch and Copper Bowl, he\u2019d take the brake off and pick up some good speed and then, going very fast, he\u2019d drop the brake at the front of the toboggan and spray the living hell of those bumming a ride. It never failed to elicit a few whoops and hollers from the patrol.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">As they quietly sat, realizing they\u2019d been had, we\u2019d give them a couple of minutes to clean the caked-on snow off their faces. We had very few repeat customers.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Now I know this all sounds interesting, and maybe makes you nervous, thinking you might have to avail yourself of a toboggan ride off the mountain. Let me assure you that the above was for safety and to impress the point that being wasted on the mountain is not a good idea.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">An injured skier is transported off the hill ever so gently, very slowly, so that it is unusual to feel a bump or to think you are going very fast. In 2010, I was transported off Elevator Shaft in Silver Queen with a broken neck. Ed Pfab and Scott Scharin were so good with the rig that I hardly had any sensation of travel at all.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Sorry you fell out of the rig; sorry you got a laceration. Sorry you didn\u2019t get to ski down. Just remember, Aspen Mountain is a ski mountain.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText Tagline\">Tony Vagneur writes here on Saturdays and welcomes your comments at <a href=\"mailto:ajv@sopris.net\">ajv@sopris.net<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/opinion\/tony-vagneur-ski-patrol-offered-a-different-ride-in-the-old-days\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via:: The Aspen Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a short blurb in the paper the other day about a woman who fell out of an Aspen Mountain ski patrol toboggan on the way down and hurt her head. Apparently, she wasn\u2019t strapped in and it was a courtesy ride, not an injured skier evacuation. It\u2019s beyond my comprehension to comment on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2453697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-local-news"],"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-08-18 19:08:29","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KSPN The Valley&#039;s Quality Rock","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2453697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2453697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2453697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2453697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}