{"id":2454904,"date":"2020-02-24T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-02-24T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/?p=321433"},"modified":"2020-02-24T12:33:00","modified_gmt":"2020-02-24T19:33:00","slug":"three-aspen-skiing-tips-for-roger-marolt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/local-news\/three-aspen-skiing-tips-for-roger-marolt\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Aspen skiing tips for Roger Marolt"},"content":{"rendered":"
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It\u2019s hard for me to fathom that wannabe ski instructor Roger Marolt had the gall to write a column full of \u201cski tips\u201d (\u201cA tale of ski tips,\u201d<\/a> Feb. 21, aspentimes.com).<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t even know where to begin unpacking this one. Let\u2019s start with three little \u201ctips\u201d I have for him:<\/p>\n

1. You\u2019d clearly benefit from longer, fatter skis and way looser pants.<\/p>\n

2. Next time we ski the Ridge of Bell together, don\u2019t ski the ski-instructor line that finishes higher up in Copper.<\/p>\n

3. Please, I\u2019m begging you, take all of your skis over to St. Mary Church ASAP and have the preacher perform an exorcism on them. We\u2019d all sleep better at night if you did.<\/p>\n

Lo Semple<\/p>\n

Aspen<\/p>\n

via:: The Aspen Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s hard for me to fathom that wannabe ski instructor Roger Marolt had the gall to write a column full of \u201cski tips\u201d (\u201cA tale of ski tips,\u201d Feb. 21, aspentimes.com). I don\u2019t even know where to begin unpacking this one. Let\u2019s start with three little \u201ctips\u201d I have for him: 1. You\u2019d clearly benefit […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2454904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-local-news"],"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-08-18 13:51:27","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KSPN The Valley's Quality Rock","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2454904"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2454941,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454904\/revisions\/2454941"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2454904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2454904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2454904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}