{"id":2457946,"date":"2020-05-02T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-02T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/?p=325192"},"modified":"2020-05-02T07:41:44","modified_gmt":"2020-05-02T13:41:44","slug":"give-it-a-shot-maurice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/local-news\/give-it-a-shot-maurice\/","title":{"rendered":"Give it a shot, Maurice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">The following open letter is to Maurice Emmer, a frequent contributor to this newspaper\u2019s commentary section.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Your self-described stable genius is now advocating internalizing disinfectant and light to cure\/prevent the coronavirus.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Maybe you could volunteer for the cause and mainline some bleach and swallow a mini-mag flashlight.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Please report your experience to your medical expert-in-chief as I am sure he would want to know about this very strong and powerful scientific experiment.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Or your next of kin could report, just in case, you know, this turned out to be not such a good idea.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">But what the hell; follow the mantra, \u201cWhat have you got to lose?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Have fun.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND Letter Name\">Alan Waters<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND Letter Title\">Aspen<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/opinion\/letters-to-the-editor\/give-it-a-shot-maurice\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via:: The Aspen Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following open letter is to Maurice Emmer, a frequent contributor to this newspaper\u2019s commentary section. Your self-described stable genius is now advocating internalizing disinfectant and light to cure\/prevent the coronavirus. Maybe you could volunteer for the cause and mainline some bleach and swallow a mini-mag flashlight. Please report your experience to your medical expert-in-chief [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2457946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-local-news"],"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-08-17 20:22:32","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KSPN The Valley&#039;s Quality Rock","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2457946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2457946"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2457946\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2457966,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2457946\/revisions\/2457966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2457946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2457946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2457946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}