{"id":2458869,"date":"2020-05-26T23:20:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-27T05:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/news\/15-reasons-why-the-cyclist-who-just-passed-me-couldnt-say-hi\/"},"modified":"2020-05-26T23:20:00","modified_gmt":"2020-05-27T05:20:00","slug":"15-reasons-why-the-cyclist-who-just-passed-me-couldnt-say-hi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/local-news\/15-reasons-why-the-cyclist-who-just-passed-me-couldnt-say-hi\/","title":{"rendered":"15 reasons why the cyclist who just passed me couldn\u2019t say hi"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"wp-block-image p402_hide\">\n<div class=\"caption-container\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"428\" height=\"620\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.aspentimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/04\/meredith-atd-010318.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-post-image\" alt srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.aspentimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/04\/meredith-atd-010318.jpg 428w, https:\/\/cdn.aspentimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/04\/meredith-atd-010318-207x300.jpg 207w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 428px) 100vw, 428px\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText DropCap\">With most people these days looking as if they\u2019re either on their way to or returning from a bank robbery, I\u2019ve decided that, much like wearing an American-flag lapel pin after Sept. 11, 2001, saying \u201chello\u201d at a louder than usual though not quite menacing volume while simultaneously giving the air a forceful high-five slap as I pass others just feels like the right thing to do.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Except lately there are signs pointing to not everyone \u2014 and bicycle-riders in particular \u2014 being on the same page about exchanging patriotic salutations. It may well be something in the water, because former Olympic cyclist and current Aspenite Scott Mercier even had to offer some etiquette tips in the May 22 edition of The Aspen Times after noticing what he characterized as a glut of riders on area roads, trails and paths in recent weeks acting like \u201cthat guy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Of course it\u2019s an exaggeration for maximum effect to call all bikers \u201cthat guy\u201d \u2014 there are definitely plenty of women cyclists, too. While it\u2019s easy to pile on the Roaring Fork Valley\u2019s many (many) avid and likely overserved JUS Aspen customers on two wheels that cost more than your grandparents paid for their first house, during these uncertain times I choose to believe there are good and valid reasons why the more than 50 bikers who passed me a few days ago as I got in a final hike up Independence Pass before it opens to cars on June 1 couldn\u2019t say \u201chi\u201d in return, never mind even just turn their nose up at me in acknowledgement. You know, like they do during non-pandemic times.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">At the very least I knew they must be en route to something of critical importance, because all but one downhill rider failed to so much as announce their intention to pass. Don\u2019t cry for me Argentina, though, because eventually you become acclimated to jumping out of your skin while something on a heap of complicated metal whizzes by at 75 mph with zero warning, right? Or at least there\u2019s a pill for it, right? (Rhetorical question, duh: This is Aspen; of course there\u2019s a pill for it.)<\/p>\n<div class=\"row\">\n<div class=\"col\" readability=\"6\">\n<div class=\"row at-donation at-donation-mobile p-0\" readability=\"7\">\n<div class=\"col-xl-4 p-2\">\n<div data-bg=\"url(https:\/\/cdn.aspentimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/03\/AT-logo-white.png)\" class=\"p-0 mt-2 mb-2 h-75 text-center rocket-lazyload\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.aspentimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/03\/AT-logo-white.png\" class=\"logo m-0 p-0 invisible\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><h3 class=\"d-inline mr-3\">Support Local Journalism<\/h3>\n<p><button class=\"btn d-inline\" type=\"button\" onclick=\"handleDonationButtonClickMidArticle()\">Donate<\/button><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Because my goal in 2020 is to look on the bright side, I choose to believe one of the following excuses had to have applied to each of the passing bikers (just to be extra kind, let\u2019s go ahead and ascribe two reasons to the guy who rode by and spat out \u201ctotal asshole\u201d at the same time he pointed his middle finger):<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">They couldn\u2019t risk an inadvertent murder-hornet inhale.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">They were laser-focused on not missing hate-watching even one minute of Lance Armstrong\u2019s \u201c30 for 30\u201d documentary.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">It\u2019s my fault: That was the day I accidentally wore a Darth Vader mask.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">New Yorkers. Can\u2019t live with \u2019em (except for all the ones we can\u2019t help but live with because they\u2019ve all moved to Aspen over the past 10 weeks).<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">It\u2019s my fault: That was the day I accidentally wore a Mike Pence mask.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">They were a little too eager for the commencement of phase 2.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">It was time to make the donuts.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">It\u2019s my fault: That was the day I accidentally wore a Sean Hannity mask.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">They heard Noori\u2019s Collection was having an overstock sale.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">They worried their e-bike was running low on juice.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">They didn\u2019t want to miss the Save the Expanded Loro Piana rally downtown.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">It\u2019s my fault: That was the day I accidentally wore a Jared Kushner mask.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">OK, maybe I\u2019m not showering daily. In my defense, we\u2019re in the middle of a pandemic (phase 2, yes, but a pandemic nevertheless).<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">They were running late to goat yoga class.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText\">Hillary\u2019s emails. Still.<\/p>\n<p class=\"STND-STND BodyText Tagline\">More at MeredithCarroll.com and on Twitter @MCCarroll.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.aspentimes.com\/opinion\/15-reasons-why-the-cyclist-who-just-passed-me-couldnt-say-hi\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via:: The Aspen Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With most people these days looking as if they\u2019re either on their way to or returning from a bank robbery, I\u2019ve decided that, much like wearing an American-flag lapel pin after Sept. 11, 2001, saying \u201chello\u201d at a louder than usual though not quite menacing volume while simultaneously giving the air a forceful high-five slap [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2458869","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-local-news"},"acf":[],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-06-25 15:39:45","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"distributor_meta":false,"distributor_terms":false,"distributor_media":false,"distributor_original_site_name":"KSPN The Valley&#039;s Quality Rock","distributor_original_site_url":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn","push-errors":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2458869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2458869"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2458869\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2458869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2458869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alwaysmountaintime.com\/kspn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2458869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}