Each week, we pick out our favorite and not-so-favorite tweets (at least those that are printable) about Aspen and display them on Sunday’s page A2.
• “Ultimate goal is to buy my parents a house out in Aspen. Gotta do what I gotta do to make that happen.” — @youngstormii_
• “Everyone flying to Aspen is like jeans white button down family Christmas card white” — @akyros_
• “@realDonaldTrump shall we call you ‘Mr. Aspen’ for bringing your mistress on vacation while your family was there? You really can’t talk with all the disgusting stuff you do.” — @miriambernstein
• “Got a lot off my chest now occupy aspen getting back to normal.” — @artistinaspen
• “Trying to hire a babysitter in Aspen is surprisingly hard. Turns out you can’t do reference checks because they’ve all had to sign NDAs.” — @yoavlurie
• “I’ve always wanted to go to the Woody Creek Tavern near Aspen, which was Hunter Thompson’s favorite watering hole. But I can never find time on these Phishing trips to do it” — @Stardog97
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