Yup, you read that right. 71 songs. Ranked.
Have you ever wondered how your favourite Panic! At The Disco track stacks up within their extensive discography?
Are you alone in your love? Or is it a quiet fan-favourite? Do the people who claim to love ‘Pretty. Odd.’ actually love ‘Pretty. Odd.’?
Wonder no more. Reddit user hotdog_hamburger has pulled the data.
There’s a lot to take away from this list- largely how much of a massive super-hit ‘High Hopes’ has been for Panic!, far outpacing its predecessors.
Also, ‘High Hopes’ has been played over 49 times more in the six short months since it was released than their least played song (which had an 11 year headstart).
Now, a disclaimer: the 71 songs on this list are only the studio versions, bonus tracks aren’t on here, and the data is correct at time of publishing (February 19, 2019).
Right. Let’s do this:
01. ‘High Hopes’ – 395.9 million
02. ‘I Write Sins Not Tragedies’ – 300 million
03. ‘Death Of A Bachelor’ – 202.02 million
04. ‘This is Gospel’ – 192.19 million
05. ‘Emperor’s New Clothes’ – 161.78 million
06. ‘Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time’ – 140.21 million
07. ‘Victorious’ – 138.73 million
08. ‘Miss Jackson’ – 124.19 million
09. ‘LA Devotee’ – 118.15 million
10. ‘Hallelujah’ – 114.29 million
11. ‘The Ballad Of Mona Lisa’ – 105 million
12. ‘Say Amen (Saturday Night)’ – 96.78 million
13. ‘Girls/Girls/Boys’ – 91.5 million
14. ‘Nine In The Afternoon’ – 81.18 million
15. ‘Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off’ – 79.6 milion
16. ‘Nicotine’ 74.98 million
17. ‘House Of Memories’ – 73.93 million
18. ‘Crazy=Genius’ – 69.79 million
19. ‘The Good, The Bad And The Dirty – 59.9 million
20. ‘Golden Days’ – 58.04 million
21. ‘Build God, Then We’ll Talk’ – 49.11 million
22. ‘Hey Look Ma, I Made It’ – 47.80 million
23. ‘Vegas Lights’ – 47.58 million
24. ‘The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage’ – 46.96 million
25. ‘But It’s Better If You Do’ – 46.57 million
26. ‘Impossible Year’ – 44 million
27. ‘Collar Full’ – 42.06 million
28. ‘(Fuck A) Silver Lining’ – 40.97 million
29. ‘Sarah Smiles’ – 40.89 million
30. ‘Casual Affair’ – 40.14 million
31. ‘Ready To Go [Get Me Out Of My Mind]’ – 38.07 million
32. ‘Let’s Kill Tonight’ – 37.71 million
33. ‘Roaring 20s’ – 37.27 million
34. ‘Hurricane’ – 36.17 million
35. ‘Far Too Young To Die’ – 33.51 million
36. ‘King Of The Clouds’ – 32.32 million
37. ‘Northern Downpour’ – 31.87 million
38. ‘There’s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought Of It Yet’ – 31.43 million
39. ‘Memories’ – 30.78 million
40. ‘The End Of All Things’ – 30.19 million
41. ‘Dying In LA’ – 30.05 million
42. ‘One Of The Drunks’ – 29.58 million
43. ‘Dancing’s Not A Crime’ – 28.48 million
44. ‘That Green Gentleman’ – 27.22 million
45. ‘Time To Dance’ – 26.83 million
46. ‘Always’ – 26.8 million
47. ‘Camisado’ – 25.11 million
48. ‘London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines’ – 24.1 million
49. ‘Girl That You Love’ – 23.92 million
50. ‘Nearly Witches’ – 23.57 million
51. ‘Trade Mistakes’ – 22.25 million
52. ‘Old Fashioned’ – 21.96 million
53. ‘I Constantly Thank God For Esteban’ – 20.91 million
54. ‘The Overpass’ – 20.72 million
55. ‘When the Day Met the Night’ – 19.94 million
56. ‘Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks’ – 19.73 million
57. ‘The Calendar’ – 19.02 million
58. ‘She Had The World’ – 17.24 million
59. ‘C’mon’ – 16.77 million
60. ‘Behind The Sea’ – 12.86 million
61. ‘Do You Know What I’m Seeing?’ – 12.51 million
62. ‘I Have Friends In Holy Spaces’ – 12.1 million
63. ‘She’s A Handsome Woman’ – 11.73 million
64. ‘Pas De Cheval’ – 11.6 million
65. ‘Mad As Rabbits’ – 11.21 million
66. ‘The Piano Knows Something I Don’t Know’ – 10.53 million
67. ‘We’re So Starving’ – 9.77 million
68. ‘From A Mountain In The Middle Of Nowhere’ – 9.65 million
69. ‘Introduction’ – 9.29 million
70. ‘Intermission’ – 8.96 million
71. ‘Folkin’ Around’ – 8.24 million
And there we have it.