Shock & Dismay As It Has Been Revealed All Members Of The All-American Rejects Are Secretly Canadian

‘Dirty Little Secret’ indeed.

It turns out that ‘Dirty Little Secret’ isn’t just a song title to The All-American Rejects – they’ve been hiding their own truth for almost two decades.

In news that has sparked shock and outrage across the alternative music scene, it has been revealed that all members of popular pop-rock outfit The All-American Rejects are actually not American at all, and are secretly Canadian.

In a short statement released by the band, they revealed that it is no longer a viable marketing technique to claim America as their home country – and they will instead be refocusing their efforts into embracing their Canadian roots and universal healthcare.

The band will not be making any further statement at this time.

via:: Rock Sound News