This is video of a phone call between a woman named Jessica and Mark the telemarketer. Jessica tells Mark she’s recording the conversation and that’s when Mark starts to lay the weird on THICK. Like if weird was cake frosting you could poke your whole finger in it and never touch cake. Sadly, we don’t ever get to find out what Mark was trying to sell, but we do get to find out what it’s like to talk to a certifiable crazy person.